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DeSwiss

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64. I recommend electric shock treatment.

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Mon Apr 21, 2014, 04:54 PM

Apr 2014

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Used to be a time when we'd catch this guy with a butterfly net and shoot him full of Thorazine... [View all] MrScorpio Apr 2014 OP

"I just do what God tells me to do." Laf.La.Dem. Apr 2014 #1

He has a Messiah Complex, just like Bush. The 1% likes to use this type of deranged individual Zorra Apr 2014 #49

Thank you homegirl Apr 2014 #69

You might be interested in this article to get to why Cruz has a Messiah complex. Skidmore Apr 2014 #72

Holy jumpin' possums! Yikes. Thanks nt Zorra Apr 2014 #79

Just call him Cruzy. GeorgeGist Apr 2014 #2

The South Has Always Had Them billhicks76 Apr 2014 #70

This is Jesus, Ted... tridim Apr 2014 #3

Or I send the popcorn after you. Paulie Apr 2014 #11

Ted, I know it's 3 am but you really need to go check your tire pressure underpants Apr 2014 #12

And you MUST do that every half hour on the half hour 24/7, no matter what. longship Apr 2014 #15

"It is God" siligut Apr 2014 #22

Ted, resign from the senate immediately IronLionZion Apr 2014 #55

keep sharp objects away from that guy eShirl Apr 2014 #4

There are seven billion people on the earth. nyquil_man Apr 2014 #5

...much more that he thinks his g0d needs him. L0oniX Apr 2014 #7

"What Does God Need With A Starship" ProfessorGAC Apr 2014 #67

I would submit that any g0d that needs humans to do anything is not a g0d. L0oniX Apr 2014 #73

Personal Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2014 #24

"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image... alterfurz Apr 2014 #46

Great quote. Saving that one. Thanks. nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2014 #47

Cruz was brought up as a 'god.' His dad is real piece of work, too, calls for the death of millions. freshwest Apr 2014 #62

Dumb people vote for dumb asses ...dumb is normal to them. L0oniX Apr 2014 #6

It is so important for a candidate to "stand for things" dixiegrrrrl Apr 2014 #8

Unfortunately, a lot of Americans think it's very important to stand for something, LuvNewcastle Apr 2014 #25

Democrats too often let the other side define their positions AlbertCat Apr 2014 #51

OMFG. catbyte Apr 2014 #9

No I don't safeinOhio Apr 2014 #10

If he believes that, I'd say that he needs counseling at the very least. LuvNewcastle Apr 2014 #13

good point he isn't crazy arely staircase Apr 2014 #34

What could GOD of the universe have to do with patriotism? underpants Apr 2014 #14

I just met a woman TNNurse Apr 2014 #16

Those who support him & vote for him are just as looney!! n/t hue Apr 2014 #17

Copilot Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2014 #18

Me too, Ted. He told me that he told you to, "play in traffic". Barack_America Apr 2014 #19

A moral pillar Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2014 #20

Awkward Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2014 #21

Then there's mine.... Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2014 #32

Abraham wasn't a Christian BrotherIvan Apr 2014 #58

Where and when did he say this? Brickbat Apr 2014 #23

Good question RVN VET Apr 2014 #36

Please erase the possibility this person could be the POTUS from my mind. Missn-Hitch Apr 2014 #26

Didn't W think the same thing? siligut Apr 2014 #27

Talking to God is praying; God talking to you is psychosis. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2014 #28

this resonates well with his base dembotoz Apr 2014 #29

Bullshit. Goddie doesn't make a move w/o running it by me first. Smarmie Doofus Apr 2014 #30

... BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2014 #39

He is Zany! Sherman A1 Apr 2014 #31

that is psychotic arely staircase Apr 2014 #33

Behold! The Prophet from Texas! We shall have a new 'Book of Cruz'! Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2014 #35

Reagan turned them all loose..... Fuddnik Apr 2014 #37

Rev. Moon too. For his support he wanted a moral pillar in the GOP underpants Apr 2014 #40

kinda looks like bill murray in that pic. unblock Apr 2014 #38

Yes! I think I've seen that expression on Bill Murray's face, too. PADemD Apr 2014 #63

Romney was a chosen one too for the Mormons. White Horse prophesy and all. watoos Apr 2014 #41

Remember "The Family"? AlbertCat Apr 2014 #53

Some people who hear God are mentally disabled. Killing the poor through removal of DhhD Apr 2014 #42

Texas woman acquitted after murdering her three children as God told her to do it. DhhD Apr 2014 #44

It appears that Cruz never said that. FairWinds Apr 2014 #43

Cruz accepts position of Messiah declaring all money in world will be coming to the Church. DhhD Apr 2014 #45

He was seriously brainwashed by his father from a very young age. Voice for Peace Apr 2014 #50

Yeah, I looked for a source too. Couldn't find it, despite wasting a bunch of time on it. Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2014 #59

MrScorpio: PLEASE could you stop with the bullshit made-up quote threads? Nye Bevan Apr 2014 #48

Nah. I find it quite interesting postatomic Apr 2014 #56

That was driving me nuts too caraher Apr 2014 #74

Used to be a time when DUers wouldn't use fake quotes .... scheming daemons Apr 2014 #52

This message was self-deleted by its author FlyByNight Apr 2014 #54

God must've been in a 3-way call with him and Michelle Bachmann tomm2thumbs Apr 2014 #57

Poor Teddy... MrMickeysMom Apr 2014 #60

Cruz is the face of an extreme, hard right, Theocratic Party. With nukes. blkmusclmachine Apr 2014 #61

I recommend electric shock treatment. DeSwiss Apr 2014 #64

It's lamentable that adjectival insufficiency always leads to stigmatizing mentally ill. HereSince1628 Apr 2014 #65

Because ONLY a chronic brain disorder makes someone an asshole? TygrBright Apr 2014 #66

Ted, buddy, this is God speaking! FrodosPet Apr 2014 #68

lol lol MFM008 Apr 2014 #77

When and where did he say this, MrScorpio? City Lights Apr 2014 #71

He's a legend in his own mind! n/t RoccoR5955 Apr 2014 #75

Ugh, just that dipshit look on his face is too much for me to take. catbyte Apr 2014 #76

ackety me too. lonestarnot Apr 2014 #78

Then according to cruz there is no god.. because if there were he/she would surely Cha Apr 2014 #80

shock treatments (NT) The Wizard Apr 2014 #81

Sounds like TC Jamaal510 Apr 2014 #82

But then they cut funding for mental heath and closed the institutions. LiberalEsto Apr 2014 #83