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snooper2

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5. I saw a sign like that last time in Vegas, I stopped and asked the idiot holding it-

Reply to LeftinOH (Original post)

Tue Apr 22, 2014, 01:22 PM

Apr 2014

"Were you born stupid or did your parents make you like this?"

He just stood there ignoring me LOL, so I started up again saying, "No, seriously I'm really curious---"

Then my wife cut me off and made me keep walking LOL. I was prepared to harass the asshole for hours

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Why do you love the devil? [View all] LeftinOH Apr 2014 OP

Not the EMO's! d_r Apr 2014 #1

they love apostrophes CurtEastPoint Apr 2014 #2

They are practitioners of "apostrophication." immoderate Apr 2014 #8

I shun thee, Apostrophicant! DirkGently Apr 2014 #14

A manifestation superior to "medium fullutant's." immoderate Apr 2014 #20

ROFL! 2banon Apr 2014 #32

It should be something related to flatulence, but riqster Apr 2014 #41

Wow shenmue Apr 2014 #3

I love the Devil pipi_k Apr 2014 #4

I saw a sign like that last time in Vegas, I stopped and asked the idiot holding it- snooper2 Apr 2014 #5

My version "Are you naturally born stupid or did you take lessons?" hobbit709 Apr 2014 #26

I was born a super-genius hfojvt Apr 2014 #37

Sophisticated swine? NuclearDem Apr 2014 #6

Obviously... pipi_k Apr 2014 #9

I liked 'catholic's'. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Apr 2014 #10

"Heaven for the climate, hell for the conversation." Mark Twain Tierra_y_Libertad Apr 2014 #7

It's all the Loud Mouth Women sharp_stick Apr 2014 #11

My favorites: "High Fullutent" and "Sport's Nut's". LeftinOH Apr 2014 #12

Must be a Heaven's Gate type cult pintobean Apr 2014 #25

Lucifer's Halloween parties are to die for ... 1000words Apr 2014 #13

Those apostrophe's are killing me LittleBlue Apr 2014 #15

"Sport's nut's" is just spectacular. DirkGently Apr 2014 #19

It's an apostrophe catastrophe Blue Owl Apr 2014 #23

Having the same reaction. Skidmore Apr 2014 #35

The apostrophes made me do it. MohRokTah Apr 2014 #16

Wifebeaters? Hell has a dress code now? jberryhill Apr 2014 #17

Either he is Jewish or Forgot to put Jews on the list. dilby Apr 2014 #18

That's "Juewe's" to you, Hellbound One! hatrack Apr 2014 #28

Because he may care Blue Owl Apr 2014 #21

For the burgers, silly! MrScorpio Apr 2014 #22

He brings me treats! Atman Apr 2014 #24

I like his cool cape. bowens43 Apr 2014 #27

"Bahi's"? hatrack Apr 2014 #29

Promise Keepers, I believe shenmue Apr 2014 #31

OK, whatevers to the Grumpy Bible Banner Man . . . hatrack Apr 2014 #33

Could be shenmue Apr 2014 #34

Because he inspires self-parody in so many fundamentalists. Orsino Apr 2014 #30

Oh my. "Homo's druggies" and "abortionist's effeminate men," nyquil_man Apr 2014 #36

Satan has brought me many great things RandoLoodie Apr 2014 #38

It's the cavorting. No one cavorts like the devil, and I love to cavort. Squinch Apr 2014 #39

Not the Government Recipients! intaglio Apr 2014 #40

Make it stop! frogmarch Apr 2014 #42

wheres the cartoon MFM008 Apr 2014 #43

Well for one thing, he loaned me twenty bills... bluesbassman Apr 2014 #44

yeah but d_r Apr 2014 #45

Well he IS the devil after all. bluesbassman Apr 2014 #46

Atheists? rock Apr 2014 #47

"Government recipients" Jamaal510 Apr 2014 #48

Let's see. I got 7 of the ones of the list LiberalEsto Apr 2014 #49