The Cave Dwellers forgot to bring Zorg his offering of welfare mothers and Obamaphones.

[Atman]

158. Frank "Ted Kaczynski" Solich thinks this is personal.

He somehow thinks I'm being rude to mention him by his fake name, although this is what the Goat Fuckers to do DUers all the time. And they're almost always wrong. Over the years of his infatuation with me, I've supposedly gone from being a deadbeat living off of my wife to a rich kid living off my mother's stake in now-defunct Polaroid (my mother is a relatively broke-ish elderly woman who wouldn't know what a Polaroid was if you showed her one). He's claimed to know about the two older sisters I don't have. They make regular jokes about me being a third-tier cartoonist at an ad agency -- despite the fact that the ad agency I worked for never used cartoons, and I was an Art Director, winning 27 awards during my full-time employment there. I now work for them as a contractor, yet they regularly post that I'm permanently unemployed. Frank Kaczysnki's latest is something he calls "man boobs," as apparently he found a picture of the agency staff and, despite no names being listed, he decided I was the fat guy in the group of 15 or so people...which is funny, because that guy is 25 years younger than me, and I'm in pretty good shape. I find it tough to play beach volleyball and snowboard 20-30 days a year while fat.

Point being, these people are wrong about everything. They speak with authority, they cheer on anything Frank Kaczynski says, they get personal even when it is wrong, they don't care about facts. Which makes you wonder how they deal with facts about the ACA, the economy, anything else? They don't...they just make shit up out of blind ignorance and hatred, exactly the way they make shit up about the DUers they love to stalk.

Because that's what goat fuckers do.