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Warpy

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17. Just say you're not religious

Fri Apr 25, 2014, 10:04 PM

Apr 2014

It covers a lot of territory, lapsed Catholic (one step up from Satanism) along the way. Don't label yourself, just leave it open. You'll get invitations to church from everybody you meet. Eventually they'll just give up but that's going to take time. You'll also have people praying for you for busting a shoelace. Just remember it's keeping them out of bar fights.

Oh, and they'll occasionally say "Well, bless his heart" about somebody. That is not a compliment nor is it a blessing.

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