This Is Republican America: Georgia Man Causes Panic With Gun At Kids’ Baseball Game

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46. I personally feel that assholes are legal to Taze. Just my feeling.

But as I said, like all bullies, he picks on nice people, not on semi-assholes like me, so he doesn't get smacked or Tazed or maced.

Bet a nickel when he was a kid that he would put his hands an inch away from his sister's face and say, "See, I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"

One of my dumber cousins tried that with my sister, who was not raised to take shit, and seemed genuinely shocked that he got bit on that same hand that he was not touching her with.

But you know, if there were no assholes in the world, we'd have to make some just to keep things from getting too boring. Looking forward to reading about this same asshole shooting himself in the leg on the ol' quick draw. I will laugh out loud, I promise, while saying, "I'm laughing, and there's there's nothing you can do about it!"