Creepy or cute? Chinese man Photoshops himself into girlfriend’s childhood photos

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10. Here's another: The Standard Seven and Sa Jiao

The standard seven are the seven questions all Chinese people ask foreigners. There are three others, but not asked as frequently, but every often.

1: Do you like China?
2: Do you like Chinese food?
3: Do you like Chinese girls?
4: Do you have a girlfriend?
5: Why did you come to China?
6: How many characters do you know?
7: Do you want a Chinese girlfriend/wife?

It used to be cute, but now, I'll give my standard "go the fuck away" answers.

1: No
2: No
3: Only for sex
4: No, I want sex
5: To have sex
6: None. I speak a real language
7: No, I just want sex

The other three are as follows:

1: Is it true foreigners are bigger than Chinese men?
2: How much money do you make?
3: Can you teach me English for free? My English is poor.

Which leads to the story. Sa Jiao (撒娇 in Chinese means "coy childishness" and girls here do it because Chinese men think it's cute. Basically, if a Chinese man says no to something a girl wants, she will pout, cry, whine and bitch until the man smiles and says "don't worry honey, I won't pay the rent this month so you can have another pair of shoes." Then she will smile, hug him and say "now I know you love me," while the man starves to death subsidizing her greed. In the US, it's called gold digging.

So anyway, I meet a girl through a friend and she instantly tells me we're friends, which is news to me. Because we're friends, and this is China, I need to show my friendship by buying her something. I said no. She starts whining how stingy and miserly I am. I say "if I buy you something, you give me sex." She gets angry, then calms down and says "well, how about being my English teacher?"

"Sorry, I don't teach Oral English. I have an education."

"But my English is poor."

"Then you should have studied your English better for Gaokao because my fee is 500RMB an hour or sex." That's what I normal say because I don't teach english and don't want to teach it.

She goes INSANE!!! I'm a typical foreigner. China doesn't want people like me. Chinese people hate me. You'll never find a Chinese girl. I tell her I'm married to a Chinese girl. She calls my wife a dinosaur (really ugly girl).

The kicker. . .five minutes earlier, I was her "friend."