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In reply to the discussion: Do white liberals understand the white privilege they receive daily? [View all]The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)When canvassing make sure we ask them if they smoke. If they do, shame them and tell them that is a choice you wouldn't make and offer them pot instead.
Check to see if they own a gun. If so ask them if they want us to grab it while we are there or later after the election. Same for pit bulls.
Watch to see if they have kids and if so ask them if they get their kids happy meals and ask if we can see what sorts of food they have and drinks (watch for soda/chocolate milk and let them know we will help them in eliminating that choice in the future). If they have more than one kid offer them some free condoms and a book about how they are destroying the earth.
Look in their bathroom, see if the toilet paper is a koch brand.
If we do this right we can win the hearts and minds of voters faster than bush did with the Iraqi people.