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Exposethefrauds

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6. Cool FUNKUP! Had to Google the church

Sat May 10, 2014, 05:34 AM

May 2014

The Funkup Manifesto states:

We must regenerate ourselves. We must create new rituals and new mythologies to accommodate new found capabilities.

Our launching into outer space, which was considered an impossibility a mere 50 years ago, has already been accomplished. We must now have the courage to continue this exhilarating and frightening adventure without procrastination.

It will be necessary for us to throw overboard outmoded, wasteful ways of living. Humanity has to achieve coherence.

We must have absolute equality across the board in order for everyone to be able to contribute to this enterprise.

We will need all of the intelligence and of the energy we can muster.

Who? Knows!

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Seeing that the SCOTUS has said prayer to start government meeting is OK I have decided to [View all] Exposethefrauds May 2014 OP

How about R'hllor? bravenak May 2014 #1

That’s not a real religion are you mocking me? Besides when its adherents are burnt Exposethefrauds May 2014 #4

People really follow r'hllor in real life. bravenak May 2014 #5

Interesting, have they set anyone on fire yet or gave birth to evil spirt people? Exposethefrauds May 2014 #8

Not allowed anymore. bravenak May 2014 #11

AHHHHHHHGH did you just spoil the series for me??????? Exposethefrauds May 2014 #16

Nope. Made it up. bravenak May 2014 #18

Just in case I will endeavor to kill as many brain cells as I can this weekend so I will forget Exposethefrauds May 2014 #20

For years I lived near The First National Church of the Exquisite Panic. aquart May 2014 #2

Cool FUNKUP! Had to Google the church Exposethefrauds May 2014 #6

I posted elsewhere here an invocation that might serve intaglio May 2014 #3

The one true religion for converting atheists... Motown_Johnny May 2014 #7

How do Pastafarianians feel about SpaghettiOs with Meatballs or Hotdogs? Exposethefrauds May 2014 #9

How do Christians feel about eating the body of Christ? Motown_Johnny May 2014 #10

But that goes with the whole Zombie god thing they got going on so it makes some sense Exposethefrauds May 2014 #14

Yes The Pastafarians are an excellent group. EOM tiredtoo May 2014 #30

Just the other day a whole bunch of people went ballistic over HAIL SATAN over at Harvard...! MADem May 2014 #12

Was that the Harvard Business School? aquart May 2014 #13

Daily Black Mass and Soul selling to Satan is mandatory for graduation from the Business School Exposethefrauds May 2014 #17

Sorry--I responded in the wrong place! MADem May 2014 #41

No, Harvard Extension. MADem May 2014 #21

I would go with inventing your own Shankapotomus May 2014 #15

I thought about that but I don't want anyone jumping up and saying it is a made up religion Exposethefrauds May 2014 #19

The Supreme (Mediocre) Court's ruling The Wizard May 2014 #22

Could I loudly belch or fart at the end of any prayers if that is how I choose to pray? Exposethefrauds May 2014 #23

Pull my finger (NT) The Wizard May 2014 #24

Last time I was in a church everyone shook hands I actually turned to my cousin Exposethefrauds May 2014 #27

Speaking in Tongues ninjanurse May 2014 #25

That cat doth speaketh in these tongues... MrMickeysMom May 2014 #28

My advice? bpollen May 2014 #26

Already got the pipe and a bong too! Exposethefrauds May 2014 #29

You are in good company! bpollen May 2014 #40

Exposethefrauds Diclotican May 2014 #31

Thanks for the info I want to make sure I choose the right religion. Thor is cool but like Odin Exposethefrauds May 2014 #32

Exposethefrauds Diclotican May 2014 #35

Don Juan Matus is a Shaman but did not have the temper of Odin Exposethefrauds May 2014 #37

Exposethefrauds Diclotican May 2014 #39

You've omitted Brainstormy May 2014 #33

Here's a sweet prayer to Astaroth. Kablooie May 2014 #34

You do know that they really meant only Christian™ prayers, right? leeroysphitz May 2014 #36

I wish activists would do this everywhere prayers are forced on political forums. KittyWampus May 2014 #38