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markpkessinger

(8,935 posts) Sat May 17, 2014, 11:29 PM May 2014

Uh, oh! I think I know what happened to those 30 million people 'missing' from Op. Am. Spring . . . [View all]

Clearly, there is only one possible answer to why 30 million people mysteriously failed to show up at "Operation American Spring." Think about it, there's only one possible explanation:

Clearly, what obviously happened is that those 30 million folks were raptured, and all the rest of us have been consigned the fate of 'Left Behinds.' (Calling Tim LeHaye . . . )

If you happen to know any of these 'Left Behind' Tea Party types, you should probably be very careful in how, exactly, you break the news to them that they didn't make the cut. Just my advice . . .

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Uh, oh! I think I know what happened to those 30 million people 'missing' from Op. Am. Spring . . . [View all] markpkessinger May 2014 OP

UFOs... Half-Century Man May 2014 #1

Maybe They Hooped Aboard Elvis's Mothership Behind the Hale-Bopp Comet Leith May 2014 #18

It's probably a good thing, too . . . markpkessinger May 2014 #2

Just thinking about these prople can mess up your spelling. The Wielding Truth May 2014 #3

Oops -- fixed that! ;) n/t markpkessinger May 2014 #16

Heavens to Mercatroids! Cha May 2014 #4

I thought it was mergatroid n/t aggiesal May 2014 #5

Murgatroyd? Maynar May 2014 #6

Very good ... aggiesal May 2014 #9

You're right.. see post #8, Maynar :) Cha May 2014 #10

Exit... stage left! Maynar May 2014 #20

Immortal! Rofl! Cha May 2014 #24

It is. Shrike47 May 2014 #7

I should have googled.. darn memory. Here ya.. straight from Snagglepuss.. Cha May 2014 #8

I guess I don't sound like the dolt you assumed me to be. AAO May 2014 #21

What! I did no such Cha May 2014 #22

Hey, it's Saturday night and the kids are asleep. AAO May 2014 #23

I'll Cha May 2014 #25

Why don't we have a champagne toast smiley? AAO May 2014 #26

We really should or just imagine we're Cha May 2014 #27

Are those asteroids that impact Mercury? AAO May 2014 #13

Yeah, that was definitely what I was thinking, AAO.. :) Cha May 2014 #15

They went into a deep hole in the ground, kentauros May 2014 #11

thought you were going to blame it on a DoD/CDC zombie roundup bigtree May 2014 #12

That, or they all just went to Denny's for "Moon Over My Hammys". n/t. Ken Burch May 2014 #14

Hah! We should all be so lucky!! nt Lucky Luciano May 2014 #17

Shit, this thread is CLASSIC! calimary May 2014 #19

we should be so lucky thirty million Doctor_J May 2014 #28

Only 144,000 will be / were Raptured, and they are all children of Israel. Motown_Johnny May 2014 #29

I was thinking Operation Let's Go Camping Jamastiene May 2014 #30

Somehow, this is Obama's fault. Or Godzilla's. flvegan May 2014 #31

30 million raptured 'baggers panader0 May 2014 #32