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Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
45. Lover Boy and I are madly, happily married.
Tue May 20, 2014, 06:33 PM
May 2014

I adore him. I have never felt so physically and emotionally secure in my life. I have never been so satisfied as a person and a woman. Oddly, he says I make him happy, bring him a sense of peace and purpose. I feel like a giddy school girl just thinking about him. Even when we've had our serious moments we have confronted those moments always with the thought we were on the same team.

Yet, to read the responses in this thread you'd think I spend my every moment emasculating him in front of his sister.

It was a light-hearted pause from a moment when an unsure girl confronted the reality of moving towards womanhood. Fear was turned to laughter, uncertainty became a less-frightening thing.

I refuse to feel bad about that. My only mistake was sharing it here, apparently.

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A girl blossoms to womanhood. [View all] Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 OP
Are we supposed to be amused by this? DavidDvorkin May 2014 #1
If you must. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #4
Yes. Life is short and wonderful, so chill. :) Demo_Chris May 2014 #5
Suit yourself. I found it amusing. MineralMan May 2014 #13
Exactly. n/t PasadenaTrudy May 2014 #37
I was. YMMV, it's entirely up to you. 11 Bravo May 2014 #29
:popcorn: Orrex May 2014 #2
Shiny squirrel! Brickbat May 2014 #24
Yes. It's cute... Callmecrazy May 2014 #3
Now you have to help her register on DU so she can join in the gender wars. (n/t) Jim Lane May 2014 #6
Yes, Boys ARE dumb. There are a lot of them around and chronological age does not define them. Tuesday Afternoon May 2014 #7
Honest question -- Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #9
Honest Answer: Reply was meant in the same vein as OP. If the shoe fits let the aunt wear it. Tuesday Afternoon May 2014 #17
Who is this aunt to whom you keep referring? I'm hoestly lost here. nt. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #20
not for the first time either. Tuesday Afternoon May 2014 #27
Her teacher took this book away from my daughter in fourth grade. rug May 2014 #8
I'd wager that some of the humorly-impaired write angry letters demanding the Lockhorns be removed. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #12
I gotta admit . . . Brigid May 2014 #23
I don't get it. Brickbat May 2014 #10
Girls Rule; Boys Drool MineralMan May 2014 #11
She could probably use a little more useful information Lex May 2014 #14
Do you seriously think that is the sum total of all our family has to impart? Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #15
What's funny about it? Brickbat May 2014 #16
What's funny is Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #18
That may be, but I'm wondering if you could tell me what's funny about what you told your SIL. Brickbat May 2014 #22
trust me ... I am laughing over here. Tuesday Afternoon May 2014 #19
Your story, not mine. Lex May 2014 #38
So, by this metric Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #40
You are looking smarter Lex May 2014 #42
SIL = sister in law? N.T. Donald Ian Rankin May 2014 #21
I think she's referring to the monster in Species Orrex May 2014 #25
Correct. My husband's sister. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #26
This would be remotely amusing if only Dreamer Tatum May 2014 #28
...I knelt before him and said, "Repeat after me: Girls are materialistic and vapid." 951-Riverside May 2014 #30
And, what if I said I wasn't offended? Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #32
boys are dumb, hmm, really, well lets see some GIRLS create this! snooper2 May 2014 #31
Maybe it's the budding anarchist in me but Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #34
Don't skip the "cootie" part Kelvin Mace May 2014 #33
Yea... after reading through the thread, I'm now thinking LanternWaste May 2014 #35
"Silly of me to see your innocent musings as anything other than a shot across the bow..." nomorenomore08 May 2014 #43
Lover Boy and I are madly, happily married. Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #45
Some folks on here are just crybabies, plain and simple. Pay them no mind. n/t nomorenomore08 May 2014 #46
Well, I thought it was funny. rrneck May 2014 #36
Does this mean we are finally done with all the PC crap? Egnever May 2014 #39
I'm going to assume that you've never raised sufrommich May 2014 #41
Well, I remember how I was as a teenager (it wasn't that long ago). Nuclear Unicorn May 2014 #44
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