Obama Takes An Impromptu Stroll, Causes Tourists To Lose It (VIDEO)

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4. In another thread

I talked about how if I were president, I would "disguise" myself (so that I was still easily recognizable) and go to a gun store of an insane right-winger and inquire about discounts for massive orders before calling it off when one of the "in disguise" secret service agents with me accidentally called me, "Mister President," instead of the agreed-upon, "Bob." You know, just to freak them out.

It's kind of like the story I heard of Bill Murray going up to a diner in a restaurant and eating some of his french fries while telling him, "No one will ever believe you."

As president, I would disguise myself (a little bit better) and join in the OAS and whenever someone yelled something, and the crowd yelled back, I would continue yelling after everyone else finished. "The bum needs to go! He turned me into a Newt! Bring back, 'Arrested Development!' Why can't McDonalds always have the McRib on the menu?" until people finally turned to see who the oddball was, and they realized it was me, the president. The weenies would pee themselves.

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