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jmowreader

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12. Okay, I can kinda see it...

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Sat Mar 31, 2012, 09:10 PM

Mar 2012

After Zimmerman was released by the cops, he went to a bar, downed a six pack, found some guy who looks like Sonny Barger and told him his mother was a hampster and his father smelt of elderberries. Sonny Barger clone beats the shit out of him, bartender puts band-aids on Zimmerman's nose and the back of his head, Zimmerman went home and made sure his neighbor sees him.

Which is about as believable as anything else you'll see on Faux News.

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Neighbor: "banged up" Zimmerman had bandages on his nose & back of his head and "lumps on his face" [View all] Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 OP

Maybe Sanford PD beat the crap out of him. Ruby the Liberal Mar 2012 #1

What's even crazier: Cali_Democrat Mar 2012 #11

I know - that is what is so bizarre about all of this. Ruby the Liberal Mar 2012 #22

Sounds like they are all taking lying lessons from "Mittens" left on green only Mar 2012 #41

Don't think many people would be shocked or suprised if this was the case uponit7771 Mar 2012 #42

So, he removed them and the lumps disappeared in 35 MINUTES!!?? Ecumenist Mar 2012 #2

How much did they pay THIS clown?!? Cirque du So-What Mar 2012 #3

An un-named man on Fox. I'm convinced. Ian David Mar 2012 #4

Yeah, I'm getting pretty sick of the 1000th "unnamed neighbor" (how big is that neighborhood?) Blue_Tires Apr 2012 #76

Can't wait to see this witness under cross examination. madaboutharry Mar 2012 #5

what a crock of caca GreatCaesarsGhost Mar 2012 #6

Don't jive with police tape. nadinbrzezinski Mar 2012 #7

Is this Frank Taffe? Alenne Mar 2012 #8

Frank Taffe immediately came to my mind as well Cali_Democrat Mar 2012 #9

Bottom line: bullshit alcibiades_mystery Mar 2012 #10

Makes me think of the famous / infamous scene in "Dirty Harry"... Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 #13

Who you gonna believe: anonymous Fox News "neighbor" alcibiades_mystery Mar 2012 #16

There's photographic evidence that proves otherwise!!!! Initech Mar 2012 #50

Okay, I can kinda see it... jmowreader Mar 2012 #12

You read my mind Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 #14

The Neighborhood association is in deep doo doo... Bennyboy Mar 2012 #15

If the Fire Department didn't dress the wounds at the spot with bandages Quixote1818 Mar 2012 #17

He's lying... butterfly77 Mar 2012 #18

surrrre... the rest of the country know you are political driven bigoted fanatics fascisthunter Mar 2012 #19

Whoa whoa whoa johnnie Mar 2012 #20

awww.... lookie. Zimmerman has a defender fascisthunter Mar 2012 #21

I'm not a defender johnnie Mar 2012 #24

Every major news outlet in the country reported EFerrari Mar 2012 #40

Sorry it didn't take less than 150 minutes like Sanford. slampoet Mar 2012 #25

I believe the detective there though Zimmerman's story was bullshit, too alcibiades_mystery Mar 2012 #27

From what I've heard, there was at least one person on the force that wanted Zimmerman arrested johnnie Mar 2012 #30

Hardly. Majority of DU just see enough evidence to suggest there should be a trial. vaberella Apr 2012 #71

Hopefully there is a real investigation above Sanford johnnie Mar 2012 #28

I am glad you are enjoying yourself nadinbrzezinski Mar 2012 #33

Huh? johnnie Mar 2012 #36

Yup, we have speculated nadinbrzezinski Mar 2012 #52

We are trying to make sense of facts that do not make sense. JDPriestly Apr 2012 #63

uh...He did keep following Martin Blue_Tires Apr 2012 #75

You're kiddin right? Thx uponit7771 Mar 2012 #43

have you seen the video? niyad Mar 2012 #47

Yes n/t johnnie Mar 2012 #49

Where are the bandages? Cali_Democrat Apr 2012 #57

What bandages? johnnie Apr 2012 #60

What bandages? From the article... Cali_Democrat Apr 2012 #61

but... shimonitanegi Apr 2012 #62

So wanting justice is "hatred, circle jerk mob mentality"...Got it Blue_Tires Apr 2012 #78

Right now it looks like DU are the only people doing ANY investigating... Blue_Tires Apr 2012 #77

Did he say this before that tape came out? FLAprogressive Mar 2012 #23

The story was published today, and the article says... Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 #26

No wonder his story sounds bogus. He hasn't slept for days and he's hallucinating now. freshwest Mar 2012 #29

The shooting happened Feb 26th Politicalboi Mar 2012 #31

He DEFINITELY "coached" the brother prior to his interview Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 #32

Well, the brother was no less convincing HooptieWagon Apr 2012 #59

Joe Oliver was obviously a clown and a liar, but... Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #72

Don't worry about this issue. JDPriestly Apr 2012 #64

the lies just keep piling up spanone Mar 2012 #34

Fucking liar Hugabear Mar 2012 #35

If his story is true shimonitanegi Mar 2012 #37

Have you not seen the tapes of Zimmerman comng out of hte police car snagglepuss Mar 2012 #38

Zimmerman does not appear dazed in the video. JDPriestly Apr 2012 #65

At this point Aerows Mar 2012 #48

Uh... what about the video that showed otherwise? BeHereNow Mar 2012 #39

I vote for rbrnmw Mar 2012 #45

Me too. n/t BeHereNow Mar 2012 #46

I'll take "Who is a racist lying dirtbag" for $500, Alex. Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 #51

Okay Amerigo Vespucci, "Who is a lying racist dirtbag" for $500? BeHereNow Mar 2012 #53

Zimmer --- MAN! Aerows Mar 2012 #44

Um... you can buy bandages anywhere. Literally. krispos42 Mar 2012 #54

Hearsay. Even if this turd revealed his name and offered to testify at a trial Monk06 Apr 2012 #55

He didn't want to be identified tells me all I need to know n/t madokie Apr 2012 #56

"I believe you have the right to pull the trigger if you feel like your life is on the line" Major Nikon Apr 2012 #58

Well said Cali_Democrat Apr 2012 #66

It should be frightening to anyone who lives in Florida Major Nikon Apr 2012 #68

When only criminals have gun, you know a person who has a gun JDPriestly Apr 2012 #67

Joe Oliver's replacement has arrived. EmeraldCityGrl Apr 2012 #69

Why do people still talk in the face of video footage? vaberella Apr 2012 #70

24 hours later magical thyme Apr 2012 #73

Pictures please? If there are none then it is not evidence. jwirr Apr 2012 #74