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14. Amateurs. If you lived in New Jersey, you'd know that any hand gesture should be interpreted as

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Sun Jun 1, 2014, 11:31 PM

Jun 2014

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My wife just kicked me out of the kitchen [View all] mindwalker_i Jun 2014 OP

Curing onions requires a clear head. DavidDvorkin Jun 2014 #1

DUzy thread!! nt longship Jun 2014 #5

Why? The damn things render you blind anyway mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #9

Accidentally leave blood on the onions? WhiteTara Jun 2014 #86

It also requires an ice rink, and some brooms. And a couple of Canadians. Squinch Jun 2014 #79

So what are you having for dinner? Cali_Democrat Jun 2014 #2

Omlettes mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #7

Most real cooks use a chefs knife for slicing, chopping, and dicing. Jenoch Jun 2014 #21

Nice try question everything Jun 2014 #3

Oh come on! mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #10

I've seen that episode of that TV sitcom. Drunken Irishman Jun 2014 #33

Was that before it jumped the shank? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #37

Just before the crazy family member came to live with the family. Drunken Irishman Jun 2014 #38

I think the writers must have been drinking mead pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #39

Sharp instruments are contraindicated with mead. cyberswede Jun 2014 #4

Mead is good... mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #8

Hope they are the right sort of mushrooms. longship Jun 2014 #6

After studying quantum mechanics as much as I have mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #12

Yup! longship Jun 2014 #15

Damn, I think I love you mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #16

Thanks. But I didn't want to go into the energy/time relationship. longship Jun 2014 #27

There's a third pair of values that are complimentary mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #41

Another recently discovered quantum law. longship Jun 2014 #43

Does it matter that Perry has no mind? Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #78

Well played, my friend. DUzy worthy. longship Jun 2014 #80

Skål. Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #81

As a Norge/Suomi I am happy to Skäl with you. longship Jun 2014 #83

Dansker her. Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #85

ROFL!!! longship Jun 2014 #94

Ten t'ousin' Svedes run troo da veeds Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #96

or as Dorothy Parker once said.... kwassa Jun 2014 #92

I will thank you to stay on topic. Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #97

Was it something about Descartes and mead? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #98

I guess she didn't want to risk any damage to your magic fingers. :-) n/t winter is coming Jun 2014 #11

Well, we do live in Callifornia mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #13

Amateurs. If you lived in New Jersey, you'd know that any hand gesture should be interpreted as winter is coming Jun 2014 #14

Default value mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #17

Maybe she heard about Jon Bon Jovi's wife rocktivity Jun 2014 #18

Wow. laundry_queen Jun 2014 #30

I once read about a boy who was sent home from school with a bump on his head rocktivity Jun 2014 #36

Because too many cooks spoil the omelette betsuni Jun 2014 #19

So there's a morel to the story after all pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #20

I see this thread is mushrooming into something. whistler162 Jun 2014 #24

You better bolete it is! opiate69 Jun 2014 #31

Now you're just truffling with us, aren't you? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #42

You know I have to milkcap this for all it's worth... opiate69 Jun 2014 #44

I've heard of singing for your supper...but chanterelling for the phunny awards? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #45

you're right. I was just being mycelium. opiate69 Jun 2014 #46

I've always found you to be a fungi. nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #57

Life's too brevipe to not enjoy one's self. But... opiate69 Jun 2014 #59

Aren't we full to the gills with nostalgia, though? Not that I want to stem anyone. nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #60

True true... opiate69 Jun 2014 #61

But no one can accuse us of being Khumb. msanthrope Jun 2014 #62

Crimini Aerows Jun 2014 #63

Thyme, you mean? nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #64

In what respect, Herb? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #65

Cumin back to the field, so to speak? nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #66

Oh, fer cayenne out loud! I advise you to tread gingerly here! pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #68

Just curry up and finish! nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #70

Let's not get caraway here. Don't be a sorrel loser! pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #71

Let's not radish this back and forth n/t :D Aerows Jun 2014 #67

Sage advice. nt pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #74

(OT) - Now I want to try some of those!! opiate69 Jun 2014 #69

We're gonna need... pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #72

! opiate69 Jun 2014 #73

Mead? What are you, a fuckin' Hobbit? Warren DeMontague Jun 2014 #22

That's a dwarf. hobbit709 Jun 2014 #28

I get Klingons and Romulans confused, too. Warren DeMontague Jun 2014 #29

Nords make it best. NuclearDem Jun 2014 #35

Well since you burned the ornge juice whistler162 Jun 2014 #23

she sounds like my kind of gal Skittles Jun 2014 #25

Well, she didn't LITERALLY kick me out mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #51

metaphorical and virtual whoopings count Skittles Jun 2014 #52

Too Many Cooks--by Robert Cray panader0 Jun 2014 #26

Mead mead mead... NuclearDem Jun 2014 #32

And I'm the one who drank it mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #49

Lounge thread MattBaggins Jun 2014 #34

Actually, kitchen thread. NuclearDem Jun 2014 #40

Old Mead Group (OMG) nt pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #47

I Do The Cooking at My House Dirty Socialist Jun 2014 #48

Does your wife drink mead? mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #50

And stay out! chrisstopher Jun 2014 #53

I just now realized that I had misspelled "cut" mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #54

What we have here... pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #84

Something tells me you couldn't cur onions sober either. Jamastiene Jun 2014 #55

I probably wouldn't even know how mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #56

Lol! Jamastiene Jun 2014 #58

Your wife knows the adage about curring veggies: "If it meads, it bleeds." pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #75

We need more OP's like this. Puzzledtraveller Jun 2014 #76

I agree mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #77

They're fungus as they are! Don't change a thing! Squinch Jun 2014 #82

He just wants to be a spore loser pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #87

Cremini! That's a shame. Squinch Jun 2014 #89

Probably concerned you would cur your fingers. n/t DirkGently Jun 2014 #88

THANKS, OBAMA!1!! pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #90

I wonder whether he ever curred mushrooms mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #91

You cur. kwassa Jun 2014 #93

It's a crying shame. DavidDvorkin Jun 2014 #95

THERE'S NO CRYING IN CURBALL!!! pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #99

That depends on whose balls are being batted. DavidDvorkin Jun 2014 #101

Ouch! Now that is the most unkindest cur of all. nt pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #103

Well, only women belong in the kitchen. bigwillq Jun 2014 #100

If you consider that an "ass kicking" Glassunion Jun 2014 #102