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longship

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15. Yup!

Sun Jun 1, 2014, 11:39 PM

Jun 2014

When one is kicked out of the kitchen ones momentum and position are orthogonal parameters. The extent that one knows one is the extent that one cannot know the other.

It's complicated, but if one has ever been kicked out of a kitchen, or some other room, one can understand the concept. With respect to kitchens, it's the Julia Child Uncertainty Principle.

In other words, regardless of momentum or position, your ass is out of the kitchen.

Bon appetite!

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My wife just kicked me out of the kitchen [View all] mindwalker_i Jun 2014 OP

Curing onions requires a clear head. DavidDvorkin Jun 2014 #1

DUzy thread!! nt longship Jun 2014 #5

Why? The damn things render you blind anyway mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #9

Accidentally leave blood on the onions? WhiteTara Jun 2014 #86

It also requires an ice rink, and some brooms. And a couple of Canadians. Squinch Jun 2014 #79

So what are you having for dinner? Cali_Democrat Jun 2014 #2

Omlettes mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #7

Most real cooks use a chefs knife for slicing, chopping, and dicing. Jenoch Jun 2014 #21

Nice try question everything Jun 2014 #3

Oh come on! mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #10

I've seen that episode of that TV sitcom. Drunken Irishman Jun 2014 #33

Was that before it jumped the shank? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #37

Just before the crazy family member came to live with the family. Drunken Irishman Jun 2014 #38

I think the writers must have been drinking mead pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #39

Sharp instruments are contraindicated with mead. cyberswede Jun 2014 #4

Mead is good... mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #8

Hope they are the right sort of mushrooms. longship Jun 2014 #6

After studying quantum mechanics as much as I have mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #12

Yup! longship Jun 2014 #15

Damn, I think I love you mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #16

Thanks. But I didn't want to go into the energy/time relationship. longship Jun 2014 #27

There's a third pair of values that are complimentary mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #41

Another recently discovered quantum law. longship Jun 2014 #43

Does it matter that Perry has no mind? Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #78

Well played, my friend. DUzy worthy. longship Jun 2014 #80

Skål. Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #81

As a Norge/Suomi I am happy to Skäl with you. longship Jun 2014 #83

Dansker her. Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #85

ROFL!!! longship Jun 2014 #94

Ten t'ousin' Svedes run troo da veeds Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #96

or as Dorothy Parker once said.... kwassa Jun 2014 #92

I will thank you to stay on topic. Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #97

Was it something about Descartes and mead? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #98

I guess she didn't want to risk any damage to your magic fingers. :-) n/t winter is coming Jun 2014 #11

Well, we do live in Callifornia mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #13

Amateurs. If you lived in New Jersey, you'd know that any hand gesture should be interpreted as winter is coming Jun 2014 #14

Default value mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #17

Maybe she heard about Jon Bon Jovi's wife rocktivity Jun 2014 #18

Wow. laundry_queen Jun 2014 #30

I once read about a boy who was sent home from school with a bump on his head rocktivity Jun 2014 #36

Because too many cooks spoil the omelette betsuni Jun 2014 #19

So there's a morel to the story after all pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #20

I see this thread is mushrooming into something. whistler162 Jun 2014 #24

You better bolete it is! opiate69 Jun 2014 #31

Now you're just truffling with us, aren't you? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #42

You know I have to milkcap this for all it's worth... opiate69 Jun 2014 #44

I've heard of singing for your supper...but chanterelling for the phunny awards? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #45

you're right. I was just being mycelium. opiate69 Jun 2014 #46

I've always found you to be a fungi. nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #57

Life's too brevipe to not enjoy one's self. But... opiate69 Jun 2014 #59

Aren't we full to the gills with nostalgia, though? Not that I want to stem anyone. nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #60

True true... opiate69 Jun 2014 #61

But no one can accuse us of being Khumb. msanthrope Jun 2014 #62

Crimini Aerows Jun 2014 #63

Thyme, you mean? nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #64

In what respect, Herb? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #65

Cumin back to the field, so to speak? nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #66

Oh, fer cayenne out loud! I advise you to tread gingerly here! pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #68

Just curry up and finish! nt msanthrope Jun 2014 #70

Let's not get caraway here. Don't be a sorrel loser! pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #71

Let's not radish this back and forth n/t :D Aerows Jun 2014 #67

Sage advice. nt pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #74

(OT) - Now I want to try some of those!! opiate69 Jun 2014 #69

We're gonna need... pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #72

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Mead? What are you, a fuckin' Hobbit? Warren DeMontague Jun 2014 #22

That's a dwarf. hobbit709 Jun 2014 #28

I get Klingons and Romulans confused, too. Warren DeMontague Jun 2014 #29

Nords make it best. NuclearDem Jun 2014 #35

Well since you burned the ornge juice whistler162 Jun 2014 #23

she sounds like my kind of gal Skittles Jun 2014 #25

Well, she didn't LITERALLY kick me out mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #51

metaphorical and virtual whoopings count Skittles Jun 2014 #52

Too Many Cooks--by Robert Cray panader0 Jun 2014 #26

Mead mead mead... NuclearDem Jun 2014 #32

And I'm the one who drank it mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #49

Lounge thread MattBaggins Jun 2014 #34

Actually, kitchen thread. NuclearDem Jun 2014 #40

Old Mead Group (OMG) nt pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #47

I Do The Cooking at My House Dirty Socialist Jun 2014 #48

Does your wife drink mead? mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #50

And stay out! chrisstopher Jun 2014 #53

I just now realized that I had misspelled "cut" mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #54

What we have here... pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #84

Something tells me you couldn't cur onions sober either. Jamastiene Jun 2014 #55

I probably wouldn't even know how mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #56

Lol! Jamastiene Jun 2014 #58

Your wife knows the adage about curring veggies: "If it meads, it bleeds." pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #75

We need more OP's like this. Puzzledtraveller Jun 2014 #76

I agree mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #77

They're fungus as they are! Don't change a thing! Squinch Jun 2014 #82

He just wants to be a spore loser pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #87

Cremini! That's a shame. Squinch Jun 2014 #89

Probably concerned you would cur your fingers. n/t DirkGently Jun 2014 #88

THANKS, OBAMA!1!! pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #90

I wonder whether he ever curred mushrooms mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #91

You cur. kwassa Jun 2014 #93

It's a crying shame. DavidDvorkin Jun 2014 #95

THERE'S NO CRYING IN CURBALL!!! pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #99

That depends on whose balls are being batted. DavidDvorkin Jun 2014 #101

Ouch! Now that is the most unkindest cur of all. nt pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #103

Well, only women belong in the kitchen. bigwillq Jun 2014 #100

If you consider that an "ass kicking" Glassunion Jun 2014 #102