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napoleon_in_rags

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3. Man, Coultercare would suck.
Sun Apr 1, 2012, 03:51 PM
Apr 2012

Right now in the ER, the guy comes in unconscious from the car accident, and the doctors are like "get him in to intensive care, stat!" But under Coultercare, they'd be twiddling their thumbs, asking the EMT's "what kind of car did you say it was? Would say that that was a model made after 2005? How much do you think it cost? What? His pants were cut away by the jaws of life? Well would you say that shirt looks like Macy's brand, or Target brand?" Trying to decide how to treat him.

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