Anybody have any "most likely to be believed" April Fools' stories?

[Liberty Belle]

5. And another one:

Mega-Millions Lotto Winner in Lakeside reveals big plans:
http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/node/9210

April 1, 2012 (Lakeside) – “It’s a miracle!” Milt Cyphert, co-founder of the East County Community Action Coalition and winner of the Mega-Millions Lotto told East County Magazine. Cyphert purchased the winning ticket while on vacation in the Midwest to escape the Sunrise Powerlink construction by his home in El Monte Valley.

Asked what he plans to do with his new-found wealth, Cyphert grinned, then shared an exclusive news scoop.

“We bought stock,” he revealed. “Now my wife, Laura, and I are the majority owners of Sempra Energy-- and SDG&E.”

[Read about every ratepayer's fantasy in San Diego at the link above]