Berrrrrrrrrrgdaaaaaaaahlllllllllll ! Sometimes I just need to rant........... [View all]

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Are you tired of that same old Benghazi?
Had enough of that same old same old?
Does your back ache from turning over every rock in Libya on a scandal hunt?
Does the very mention of Benghazi no longer send a tingle up your leg?

Is the Select Committee truly past the point of diminishing returns?

Well we here at the GOP feel that way too. So put on those three cornered hats boys and girls and get ready for a new and most double plus good scandal.
It's sinister. It's exciting. It's bigger than Shinseki. Why, it's the biggest thing to come out of our think tanks since Fast and Furious.
It's. it's.................

Berrrrrrrrrrgdaaaaaaaahlllllllllll !

It's the saga of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. It has everything. It has deserters, traitors, 'muslins', book readers and fathers with unruly beards (not to be confused with our beloved Phil the Duck). Jeer as dictator Obama upholds the time honored American pledge to leave no one behind.
Every day the story will grow larger having more dirty dealings with terrorists, more solders sacrificed attempting rescue, more concerned family members exposed as concerned family members.

Follow us closely as our ministry of propaganda, I mean shill corporate media, I mean...........

More news as we make it up.

Two words. Teapublicans. Despicable.