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Fri Jun 6, 2014, 12:03 PM

Jun 2014

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Totally serious...why can't I walk around Target with my dick hanging out? [View all] Atman Jun 2014 OP

Target wouldn't let you do it peacefreak Jun 2014 #1

If they painted a red and white circles on it? bettyellen Jun 2014 #98

What the hell is wrong with you? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #2

Don't try to deflect the OP. TexasTowelie Jun 2014 #56

Oh my Aerows Jun 2014 #78

Violence is normal and healthy. Sex is shameful and dirty and obscene. DetlefK Jun 2014 #3

Well said, sadly so absolutely true. The human psyche is so totally fucked up and bizarre! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2014 #28

What about TV news? dickthegrouch Jun 2014 #43

Or as Fry on Futurama put it: Initech Jun 2014 #59

I should have read the replies before I wrote mine, good post and well written. uppityperson Jun 2014 #64

The following movie explains it in great detail. Behind the Aegis Jun 2014 #74

Great movie! Atman Jun 2014 #104

The open carry people are idiots Gothmog Jun 2014 #4

Clean-up on Aisle Three shenmue Jun 2014 #5

Ha! Dawgs Jun 2014 #13

... RKP5637 Jun 2014 #30

ewww hibbing Jun 2014 #42

Most people would just go up to the front desk if they needed assistance..... DeSwiss Jun 2014 #6

The fact that you can walk around with your Dick hanging-out PeoViejo Jun 2014 #7

I really did laugh out loud Tom Ripley Jun 2014 #12

Assault with a friendly weapon...... PeoViejo Jun 2014 #36

I think it's OK to do so in Walmart. riqster Jun 2014 #8

LOL!!!!! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2014 #31

OMG ... I laughed so hard I frightened the dog etherealtruth Jun 2014 #100

My work here is done. riqster Jun 2014 #101

Symbolism Dept calling Dr. Freud! WinkyDink Jun 2014 #9

Good one. narnian60 Jun 2014 #20

Personally I'd prefer to go about nude JackInGreen Jun 2014 #10

In the 60s and 70s you could at least go into a store without a shirt. randome Jun 2014 #25

The rebels today are carrying rifles despite the outrage of 'decent' people... Demo_Chris Jun 2014 #45

Move to Vermont... Atman Jun 2014 #29

Vermont also has no sarisataka Jun 2014 #95

One of my favorite stores in Vermont, Singleton's Atman Jun 2014 #105

Just don't leave it loaded on a shelf. TheCowsCameHome Jun 2014 #11

Women would either run or would cause a laugh riot. L0oniX Jun 2014 #14

Is it part of a well regulated militia? Nt. thucythucy Jun 2014 #15

Someone with a gun might shoot it off.... yuiyoshida Jun 2014 #16

Shoot it off ... lpbk2713 Jun 2014 #91

firecrackers? yuiyoshida Jun 2014 #102

Hay! Go for it, No problem................ wandy Jun 2014 #17

pursuit of happiness is not in the constitution... lame54 Jun 2014 #18

Doesn't the 2nd Amendment protect your right to bare your baby arm corkhead Jun 2014 #19

as long as you don't scare the horses Douglas Carpenter Jun 2014 #21

Or the sheep! RKP5637 Jun 2014 #35

I could insult you for various valid reasons, but I won't. Jenoch Jun 2014 #22

Guns are the epitome of indecent. hunter Jun 2014 #24

Where are you seeing naked people in public? Jenoch Jun 2014 #50

San Francisco most recently. hunter Jun 2014 #57

You couldn't possibly insult me. Atman Jun 2014 #39

I do not think open carrying of rifles into Target is ok. Jenoch Jun 2014 #49

So, I guessed you totally miss the point. Atman Jun 2014 #51

I do not think the analogy works. Jenoch Jun 2014 #53

And there are gun nuts who walk into movie theaters. Atman Jun 2014 #54

I honestly do not see a comparison. Jenoch Jun 2014 #55

Of course you don't. Atman Jun 2014 #58

Are you an ESL student? Jenoch Jun 2014 #61

I get that. Atman Jun 2014 #67

Personally, I would rather see men open carrying guns Jenoch Jun 2014 #68

An open-carry dick has absolutely no potential of killing you. Atman Jun 2014 #69

I never wrote that I was afraid of seeing your penis in Target. Jenoch Jun 2014 #70

"I was tired of this exchange several posts ago." Atman Jun 2014 #71

"Penises, which will harm no one unless a lot of effort is used,..." Lonusca Jun 2014 #77

Why is seeing a penis in public indecent? uppityperson Jun 2014 #66

Laws Jenoch Jun 2014 #79

Why do laws say that? uppityperson Jun 2014 #81

https://www.google.com/ Jenoch Jun 2014 #82

You have no opinion? uppityperson Jun 2014 #84

I do not. Jenoch Jun 2014 #88

yet you "could insult you for various valid reasons, but I won't". Odd uppityperson Jun 2014 #90

I do not have an interest in replying you. Jenoch Jun 2014 #92

No interest, yet you continue to do so. uppityperson Jun 2014 #94

go do it, you'll get a lot more attention that way. NM_Birder Jun 2014 #23

It wouldn't work for the gun lovers. randome Jun 2014 #26

Dick's sporting goods... pipi_k Jun 2014 #27

People at Dick's Sporting Goods work hard. Lint Head Jun 2014 #32

That's where Dick Hertz works. madinmaryland Jun 2014 #52

LOL! Lint Head Jun 2014 #83

It's going to take all of us to get this reversed. Cleita Jun 2014 #33

If it's not loaded and you don't point it at anyone it should be OK. Lint Head Jun 2014 #34

Don't get too close to any power tools nt IronLionZion Jun 2014 #37

Vacuum cleaners are the most dangerous power tool dickthegrouch Jun 2014 #47

You may. There will be consequences, however. Let us know how it goes... LanternWaste Jun 2014 #38

OP is best read in King Missle Detachable Penis voice. uncle ray Jun 2014 #40

This cartoon is on point Gothmog Jun 2014 #41

Only cops should be allowed to walk around with their dick hanging out. Dr. Strange Jun 2014 #44

They would rather just walk around being dicks. ForgoTheConsequence Jun 2014 #62

Because no one would notice you. winter is coming Jun 2014 #46

Ok, this gives me an opportunity to post one of my favorite dick jokes quinnox Jun 2014 #48

If a penis is twelve inches ... 1000words Jun 2014 #73

We should not use the word "gun" again? kentuck Jun 2014 #60

Because the USA culture accepts viewing violence as fine and fears viewing sex uppityperson Jun 2014 #63

You've got it! KT2000 Jun 2014 #65

Because Target is a private company, and they can set their rules Reter Jun 2014 #72

Going to Target for a few things sarisataka Jun 2014 #75

Nope... sarisataka Jun 2014 #93

Did you look hard enough? IronLionZion Jun 2014 #96

I don't like showing off sarisataka Jun 2014 #97

Wrong store donco Jun 2014 #76

Target is okay; just don't try it at Kohl's. dawg Jun 2014 #80

Are you a republican? rock Jun 2014 #85

Ah yes; the old "totally serious" post. onenote Jun 2014 #86

Because that would be obscene. superpatriotman Jun 2014 #87

I agree you should be able to dress as you please, including not at all. TheKentuckian Jun 2014 #89

Well you do run a bit of a risk TheOldColonel Jun 2014 #99

A dildo might be worth a shot. GeorgeGist Jun 2014 #103