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38. Impotent News

Mon Jun 23, 2014, 06:48 PM

Jun 2014

Sonofa gun,
bad guy with a gun
shoots good guy with a pee shooter,
good guy loses his pee shooter,
butt feels no loss,
bad guy goes to hospital
for surgical removal of redundant posterior orifice

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Georgia Man Shoots Himself In The Dick, Doesn't Notice [View all] WilliamPitt Jun 2014 OP

Oh myyyy... n/t billh58 Jun 2014 #1

That is a Darwin Award winner. KamaAina Jun 2014 #2

Nope, he gets an honorable mention sakabatou Jun 2014 #34

there are no words! gopiscrap Jun 2014 #3

sure there are: SNORT!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! EEEEEEK!!! come to mind. niyad Jun 2014 #23

Were the words, "Hey, you guys, watch this!" uttered at any point? tclambert Jun 2014 #39

Despite the usual abject stupidity of this, HTF do you not notice you shot yourself? dballance Jun 2014 #4

And if you read the report at the link Revanchist Jun 2014 #8

How do you have a pistol fire in your pants Half-Century Man Jun 2014 #28

From what I can find online Revanchist Jun 2014 #32

I know someone personally who was shot in the thigh... ljm2002 Jun 2014 #31

Thanks! That was my whole question. dballance Jun 2014 #33

He must be deaf Nitram Jun 2014 #36

His dick told the police "I know we've had our share of fistfights but I never thought he'd pull a Coventina Jun 2014 #5

Hahahaha! janlyn Jun 2014 #41

maybe he felt threatened by it phantom power Jun 2014 #6

Sounds like Turbineguy Jun 2014 #7

lol, you bad. Jefferson23 Jun 2014 #9

Literally blew them out his ass. eom Blanks Jun 2014 #11

DUZY DebJ Jun 2014 #15

Sounds like a shitty path to achieve bliss mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #30

LMFAO Soylent Brice Jun 2014 #22

I'm not male Aerows Jun 2014 #10

However, if the Dick had shot him, he would have to apologize to it. corkhead Jun 2014 #12

You did know that Cheney was face shot himself a few years earlier and threw a major fit over it.... marble falls Jun 2014 #19

Really did happen, though ........ marble falls Jun 2014 #20

Hopefully the gun is ok. nt MrScorpio Jun 2014 #13

This is my rifle, this is my gun ... lpbk2713 Jun 2014 #25

I still have trouble... Helen Borg Jun 2014 #14

He shot his dick with a .45 cal round that exited his ass and he didn't know he'd shot himself ..... marble falls Jun 2014 #16

I bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again! rateyes Jun 2014 #17

Ok there is something missing in the story nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #18

How About This Title To That Link? Fred Gilmore Jun 2014 #21

If overt laughter is good for body and soul, No Vested Interest Jun 2014 #24

Give this one a try as well, hilarity!!!! Coventina Jun 2014 #26

Oh My! nt No Vested Interest Jun 2014 #44

Talk about going off half-cocked! madamesilverspurs Jun 2014 #27

heavily self-medicated, is all i can think! unblock Jun 2014 #29

Dammit! The ONE time I want to see Newt Gingrich in the news... JHB Jun 2014 #35

Did anyone suck out the poison? obxhead Jun 2014 #37

Impotent News ECHOFIELDS Jun 2014 #38

welcome to du niyad Jun 2014 #43

K&R! DeSwiss Jun 2014 #40

What? The bullet was bigger than his willie? muntrv Jun 2014 #42