What is a Republican These Days? (from an inside source)

[gordianot]

6. My barber makes the call Republicans are the "I'm against it" party.

In a rare solo confession without the usual population of elderly Foxified geriatric philosophers he made the call. Being in buisness for 35 years his favorite President, Bill Clinton, people dropped $20.00 bills and said keep the change, that stopped with George W Bush and has only recently improved. He also states that Republicans cannot tell you what they are for other than they are "a-gin it" and that you should be able to get what you want "cheap". I would say a rather simplistic assessment but he was spot on, not the worlds best barber but he handles listening to the most outrageous crap with good humor and is a master at redirecting conversations.