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BainsBane

(57,751 posts)
12. Israel and Vietnam are the most like her
Wed Jun 25, 2014, 09:56 PM
Jun 2014

The USA one is just awful.

That Kenyan blue eye shadow has got to go.

BTW, I came across an ad for a home program that does that sort of thing. It evens out skin color and lights up the eyes. Looking at the before and after shots was sort of mesmerizing.

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many just gave makeup but looks like USA gave her some messed up plastic surgery JI7 Jun 2014 #1
The collarbone changed on a few, also the tone of the skin clearly changed quite a bit. Agschmid Jun 2014 #2
And replaced her eyes with cats eye marbles. nt Xipe Totec Jun 2014 #9
Wow. I would not call what the US did to her "beautiful"... 2theleft Jun 2014 #3
US artists with a sense of humor fbc Jun 2014 #25
The US changes were horrible, IMO. Ilsa Jun 2014 #28
The most beautiful version of this woman's photograph is obvious. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #4
+1 Xipe Totec Jun 2014 #10
i think the italian one is nice JI7 Jun 2014 #11
I agree. There is no way to mess up her beauty... Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #17
I think she looks great without any retouching. MineralMan Jun 2014 #70
I think my most immediate takeaway from that... Chan790 Jun 2014 #5
^^this cyberswede Jun 2014 #8
Yep, but I don't think any of these "represent" anything beyond a lack of skill... Demo_Chris Jun 2014 #64
This would look a lot different if she had hired experts. Brickbat Jun 2014 #6
+1 n/t Chan790 Jun 2014 #13
Experts quakerboy Jun 2014 #40
Interesting project. Beacool Jun 2014 #7
Israel and Vietnam are the most like her BainsBane Jun 2014 #12
Bwaaaahahahahahaha!!! tabasco Jun 2014 #14
Honey BooBoo version... Agschmid Jun 2014 #16
Eyes look like a rain run-off on an old butterfly roof. Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #18
I noticed that the Germans gave her that red hair MrScorpio Jun 2014 #21
And gave her the lightest skin. bhikkhu Jun 2014 #74
Australia is running a close second. n/t ohheckyeah Jun 2014 #52
I'd get fired if I produced garbage retouching like that. bunnies Jun 2014 #15
No kidding. progressoid Jun 2014 #19
Agreed. bunnies Jun 2014 #20
All you guys are doing is bragging on your skills. delrem Jun 2014 #22
No. We get the point. In fact, we admit, its a great point. bunnies Jun 2014 #26
No. It is you who, on DU, are commenting on the "shit retouching". delrem Jun 2014 #27
ok then. Dont read the comments at the link. bunnies Jun 2014 #29
I'm reading your comments, on DU - what *you* are making of this. delrem Jun 2014 #34
What *I* am making of this is that its a missed opportunity. bunnies Jun 2014 #37
Consider it done! bye. delrem Jun 2014 #42
Weird. bunnies Jun 2014 #43
You just don't show any self-awareness. nt delrem Jun 2014 #45
I feel like we're talking past each other. bunnies Jun 2014 #49
People often criticize most what they seem to lack in themselves. bhikkhu Jun 2014 #75
Heh Egnever Jun 2014 #50
I agree. And I appoint *you* to decide who the "professionals" should be. delrem Jun 2014 #82
Not entirely. Chan790 Jun 2014 #54
You, too, make it all about yourself. Your supposed "skills". delrem Jun 2014 #56
Good riddance. Chan790 Jun 2014 #59
The ones from the USA make her look like an elf or hobbit. Rex Jun 2014 #69
The USA photoshop makes her look like a freak. Baitball Blogger Jun 2014 #23
Me too. Adsos Letter Jun 2014 #38
American version was far and away the worst truebluegreen Jun 2014 #24
just reading between the lines here.... Adam051188 Jun 2014 #31
Hmmm. Very possible. truebluegreen Jun 2014 #36
Five dollars goes a lot further in some places than it does in the U.S.A. or Australia. hunter Jun 2014 #35
I Prefer The Original... Let's Keep It Real... WillyT Jun 2014 #30
I don't know anything about photoshop. davidthegnome Jun 2014 #32
A fellow DU'er just took a whack at the challenge... what do we think? Agschmid Jun 2014 #33
not a good job of removing the shadows under the eyes--too overdone diane in sf Jun 2014 #58
I agree - I like shadows under the eyes bhikkhu Jun 2014 #76
Eyeliner bad frazzled Jun 2014 #77
God, some of them have no talent sakabatou Jun 2014 #39
"Illusive?" Good grief. Don't writers have to know the language anymore? PSPS Jun 2014 #41
Interesting idea, but badly flawed execution. Fiverr is a joke. PSPS Jun 2014 #44
re US NJCher Jun 2014 #46
Its true just watch the BBC version of House of Cards! Agschmid Jun 2014 #48
Or watch anything involving New Jersey..... whistler162 Jun 2014 #67
She's most beautiful just as she is in the unaltered photo proReality Jun 2014 #47
An awful lot of talentless hacks out there. Great idea, terrible talent pool. Hekate Jun 2014 #51
The US mutilated her! nt valerief Jun 2014 #53
k&r to mark to look at later more uppityperson Jun 2014 #55
This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Jun 2014 #57
OMG, my screen is melting klook Jun 2014 #79
Less about global beauty standards and more about really bad Photoshop skills. Codeine Jun 2014 #60
The German one looks like she had all the blood drained from her. Pasty white. catbyte Jun 2014 #61
I thought the single-mindedness of the editors was interesting jmowreader Jun 2014 #62
My attempt random_122 Jun 2014 #63
Looks good! nt Demo_Chris Jun 2014 #65
Wow, nicely done. Agschmid Jun 2014 #66
A thousand times better, the USA ones make her look fake. Rex Jun 2014 #71
Better than any of the others! Rhiannon12866 Jun 2014 #81
The ones for the USA look odd imo. Rex Jun 2014 #68
Interesting that LWolf Jun 2014 #72
Brilliant idea. She was beautiful in the original, of course. bhikkhu Jun 2014 #73
That was interesting get the red out Jun 2014 #78
All she had to do was watch a few "Miss World" pageants, peruse foreign women's mags, look at their WinkyDink Jun 2014 #80
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