Hey soccer fans! Ann Coulter says your interest in the game is a sign of moral decay [View all]

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I am not making this shit up.

“If more ‘Americans’ are watching soccer today, it’s only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy’s 1965 immigration law,” Coulter writes. “I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer,” she continues. “One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.”

Really. I hope you foreign socialists who waved American flags and screamed "USA! USA!" today heed Ann's words of wisdom. See her lists of reasons soccer is a threat to our nation here including:

“Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer … There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child’s fragile self-esteem is bruised.”

“Liberal moms like soccer because it’s a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys.”

“No other ‘sport’ ends in as many scoreless ties as soccer.”