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In reply to the discussion: Nanny refuses to work, won't move out after being fired, wants family out of house from 8am to 8pm [View all]snooper2
(30,151 posts)63. but she looks like such a nice older lady, LOL, I have the solution
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First, start making nice with her for a week starting on Sunday then on Wed. say we are going to Disney Land!
Get the kids ready, she'll be ready, load up the car and get ready to have fun!
As soon as your friend sees the your car turn the corner, he/she/team go into your house, pack her shit up in boxes and bags and proceed to put the shit on the curb, down the street a couple houses. Then they can change the locks and you'll already have the new keys on your keychain. House/Nanny issue complete phase 1
Phase 2-
When you arrive at Disney Land give the lady $500 to "budget" for the day for gifts, food, shows, etc. Within the first hour, have her go somewhere for something (in a little shop, anything) and have the family pre-ready to GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE-
Immediately leave Disney Land without the Nanny, go home to your house with your new keys-
PROBLEM SOLVED!
I'm a genius!

First, start making nice with her for a week starting on Sunday then on Wed. say we are going to Disney Land!
Get the kids ready, she'll be ready, load up the car and get ready to have fun!
As soon as your friend sees the your car turn the corner, he/she/team go into your house, pack her shit up in boxes and bags and proceed to put the shit on the curb, down the street a couple houses. Then they can change the locks and you'll already have the new keys on your keychain. House/Nanny issue complete phase 1
Phase 2-
When you arrive at Disney Land give the lady $500 to "budget" for the day for gifts, food, shows, etc. Within the first hour, have her go somewhere for something (in a little shop, anything) and have the family pre-ready to GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE-
Immediately leave Disney Land without the Nanny, go home to your house with your new keys-
PROBLEM SOLVED!
I'm a genius!
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Nanny refuses to work, won't move out after being fired, wants family out of house from 8am to 8pm [View all]
Liberal_in_LA
Jun 2014
OP
don't feed her. Stay in your house. Get someone to come in and assess her mind.
roguevalley
Jun 2014
#43
oh, this was finally resolved a year ago, and I've literally "moved on" since then
villager
Jun 2014
#68
Very strange, if they can't have her removed for trespassing, at least they could stop feeding her.
tritsofme
Jun 2014
#5
They have to start the eviction process - then the police can haul her ass out of there
REP
Jun 2014
#10
not sure it's that simple , in California in most cases a person can't just be kicked out
JI7
Jun 2014
#19
Doesn't work that way, alas. It's a civil matter; cops can't do shit until there's an order to evict
REP
Jun 2014
#20
Is there a Craigslist section for job postings like that? Nice work if you can get it.
bluesbassman
Jun 2014
#11
I meant ones for an old Bluesman to lay in bed all day and only come out for meals.
bluesbassman
Jun 2014
#69
They should call the police and have them help evict her. About her threats to sue
Louisiana1976
Jun 2014
#16
This is what I was looking for before posting it myself! You beat me to it. nt
ChisolmTrailDem
Jun 2014
#41
Damn.. I guess they could not feed her. That would be mean but maybe she'd get her butt
Cha
Jun 2014
#44
36 lawsuit history. do a background check before you hire someone to live in your home.
Sunlei
Jun 2014
#61