I SHIT YOU NOT: GOP Candidate Charges Opponent Is Dead, Represented By A Body Double

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81. More batshit crazy from his website

I am also a owner of oil, gases, and minerals rights of other Oklahoma land. Like the Senator from Kentucky, I own oil, gases and mineral rights along with others that cover most of The State of Oklahoma. The purpose of this ownership is for The People of The United States. The purchase was made with funds of The George Washington family of which I am a direct descendent. I am not of knowledge of all of the former President's family directions with his assets, however I will justly try to follow his directions of just and lawful nature for The People of The United States and of myself. I will never turn over Management of these resource assets to solely to The U.S. President, or legislative action
The Senator announced out his ownership in the 2012 election because of miss Representation of U.S. Office holders in his State. It has now been discovered miss Representation of U.S. Office holders has long existed in Oklahoma using this fact about Oklahoma oil and minerals being owned by The People and other unjust excuses. This miss-Representation includes Oklahoma’s 3rd District and other Oklahoma Districts. Today is the day to correctly follow The People's voice.

We ask the few Members of Congress blocking The People’s correct vote to uphold The United States Constitution and seat the justly elected Persons. This matter is their duty.

Despite what President Obama said on television about slapping anyone that votes for Oil barons, I am sure that will not happen for voting for Timothy Ray Murray. (The President was joking. He knows that is illegal, and that no one should ever do that.)

.............insanity!