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Bosonic

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19. Jellyfish

Reply to abakan (Original post)

Tue Jul 1, 2014, 02:10 PM

Jul 2014

<clears throat>

I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!

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What You Need to Know About the Coming Jellyfish Apocalypse [View all] abakan Jul 2014 OP

Jellyfish: Coming soon to a menu near you! FSogol Jul 2014 #1

yuck! nt. abakan Jul 2014 #2

Jellyfishnado coming sooner to SyFy pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #3

How jellyfish is prepared: DetlefK Jul 2014 #8

I'm looking forward to the SciFi movies coming out aikoaiko Jul 2014 #4

Have you seen this? malaise Jul 2014 #5

Now that's a jellyfish! abakan Jul 2014 #7

Peanut butter and jellyfish. nt Javaman Jul 2014 #6

Peanut Butter and Kentucky Jellyfish. A HERETIC I AM Jul 2014 #9

Nothing but nettle! pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #10

Harvest them instead of whales, seals, wolves, etc..... glinda Jul 2014 #11

Rising temperatures and lack of predation. nt bemildred Jul 2014 #12

The simple solution? Obama should ban fishing for jellyfish. FSogol Jul 2014 #13

Jellyfish powder, a health miracle. bemildred Jul 2014 #14

Good one. Jellyfish power reserves aging! Creates thigh gap! Burns calories faster than greek yogurt FSogol Jul 2014 #15

Jellyfish make your dick hard. nt bemildred Jul 2014 #16

Cue up two bathtubs on the beach! FSogol Jul 2014 #17

And you know some guy will sting his dick with a jellyfish to see if it makes it hard. bemildred Jul 2014 #18

You know it's true... abakan Jul 2014 #20

Jellyfish Bosonic Jul 2014 #19