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15. And if it upsets him enough he'll start to kill kittens.

Reply to SirRevolutionary (Reply #10)

Fri Jul 4, 2014, 02:39 PM

Jul 2014

Tell her to think of the kittens.

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My fundie neighbor is apparently a socialist [View all] SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 OP

Turn it off from the basement shut off. Historic NY Jul 2014 #1

That would be both awesome and also scary at the same time SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #3

Just reply, "The Lord giveth...and The Lord taketh away." PATXgirl Jul 2014 #11

lol SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #12

Other option, "I'm waiting for Moses to get the rest of the Isrealite Children across. Be with you PATXgirl Jul 2014 #16

If I could only mix in red food coloring with the water from the faucet SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #19

+10 sakabatou Jul 2014 #13

LOL Cha Jul 2014 #62

Great response! mnhtnbb Jul 2014 #4

That's exactly it SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #7

You could say.. "Well, Jesus told me.. Cha Jul 2014 #63

Walk out, turn off the water and retrieve your hose. Warpy Jul 2014 #2

I read the story and you are very much the capitalist. former9thward Jul 2014 #6

Excuse me? Warpy Jul 2014 #8

Well, I guess I could say something about using a water faucet former9thward Jul 2014 #9

Are you sure that you actually know what capitalism and socialism are? GoneOffShore Jul 2014 #14

Do you? former9thward Jul 2014 #18

You seem confused. GoneOffShore Jul 2014 #38

Please don't project. former9thward Jul 2014 #40

Bless your heart. GoneOffShore Jul 2014 #65

Don't you mean, "Too many Capitalists wish to take advantage of others."? mr blur Jul 2014 #24

No. former9thward Jul 2014 #25

Yes remind her Moses said take 2 tablets.... Historic NY Jul 2014 #36

Snap! Cha Jul 2014 #64

Tell her that Jesus gets sad when she steals your water (nt) Nye Bevan Jul 2014 #5

Stealing water and not turning into wine SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #10

And if it upsets him enough he'll start to kill kittens. GoneOffShore Jul 2014 #15

She knows exactly what she is doing The Second Stone Jul 2014 #17

Ask her what could make her do such un-Christian things pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #20

"What compelled you to steal your neighbor's water?" SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #23

If you behave like a doormat expect to get stepped on. CK_John Jul 2014 #21

No it's not that SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #22

Sovereign Citizen-Lite. Dawson Leery Jul 2014 #26

Just remove the on-off knob from your spigot. GoCubsGo Jul 2014 #27

Even better... SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #43

Tell her she's A TAKER !! Rhinodawg Jul 2014 #28

You seem to not really understand socialism. Brickbat Jul 2014 #29

I'm joking clearly SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #32

She's a self-centered asshole! n/t RKP5637 Jul 2014 #30

They are all a bunch of freeloaders .. SummerSnow Jul 2014 #31

Got one too - KT2000 Jul 2014 #33

I feel your pain SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #34

Ha! Good one! KT2000 Jul 2014 #35

All that is necessary SheilaT Jul 2014 #37

Oh I won the parking lot battle SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #39

Crash her party, eat her food. If she confronts you, Ilsa Jul 2014 #46

Love it SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #47

Tell her you've been lusting after her in your heart... 3catwoman3 Jul 2014 #41

That, I would not do. Ever. SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #42

So did you go over and run her water? Just let it run. nt valerief Jul 2014 #44

That would be hilarious too SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #45

I wonder what she'd call anyone else who did what she's doing? Dark n Stormy Knight Jul 2014 #48

If they had darker skin...shit I know exactly what she'd call them SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #50

I know you meant to write "darker skin", but "darker sin" is far more intriguing... winter is coming Jul 2014 #53

Ha! Fixed after some 4th celebrating SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #69

Uber RWer I worked with would do her bills and taxes while she gave her students coloring Dark n Stormy Knight Jul 2014 #54

I think that I would have had a chat avebury Jul 2014 #66

My lawyerly response.... Jim Lane Jul 2014 #49

Yes! My new lawyer haha SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #52

Get her butt tossed out! I've seen these types are they are a pox to the neighborhood. TheBlackAdder Jul 2014 #57

Woody Guthrie used to say that Jesus was the first socialist outlaw. no_hypocrisy Jul 2014 #51

I'd love to play her some SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #58

I guess it wouldn't be good to go over there during the party, flop down in a chair, winter is coming Jul 2014 #55

Haha! Too late now but... SirRevolutionary Jul 2014 #56

literally the 10th Commandment nt MisterP Jul 2014 #59

Put a "Smile, you're on camera" sign? sakabatou Jul 2014 #60

That's the way republicans are, point their fingers and B Calm Jul 2014 #61

She isn't a socialist. She's just a hypocrite and a flaky person. Quantess Jul 2014 #67

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