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byronius

(7,713 posts) Tue Jul 8, 2014, 01:09 PM Jul 2014

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Note To Conservatives: Do NOT drink bleach. [View all]

The EPA has declared bleach to be unsafe to drink. President Obama has emphatically stated that drinking bleach is both wrong and dangerous. Nancy Pelosi has spoken out clearly against the practice of bleach-drinking, as well as the habit of consuming large quantities of insecticide and industrial solvents.

Don't do it. Respect the will of Your President. Don't drink bleach.

It's illegal and morally wrong to drink bleach, and it hurts everybody.

For the sake of your nation -- DON'T DRINK BLEACH.

Bleach-Drinkers Anonymous can help with this problem. Consult your local college-educated and probably liberal psychotherapist to connect with your local chapter.

DON'T DRINK BLEACH.

This message sponsored by the ACLU.

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Note To Conservatives: Do NOT drink bleach. [View all] byronius Jul 2014 OP

I see what you did here. Brigid Jul 2014 #1

I heard it was good for washing down diesel fumes tk2kewl Jul 2014 #2

97% of scientists concur that drinking ehtylene glycol causes global warming. Jackpine Radical Jul 2014 #3

I hear the anti-bleach movement is getting its own plank LadyHawkAZ Jul 2014 #4

Ah, a liberal plot, EXPOSED!! NastyRiffraff Jul 2014 #55

haha thanks rbrnmw Jul 2014 #5

"YEEEEEHAAAA Motherfuckers. I'm bleach roll........ <<Plop>> nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2014 #6

OTOH, drinking DRANO... bvar22 Jul 2014 #7

Lol! NealK Jul 2014 #66

"The ACLU recommends against drinking bleach." In fact bleach drinking is rhett o rick Jul 2014 #8

I hope your plan works! world wide wally Jul 2014 #9

Liberals are trying to make consumption of bleach by Americans ILLEGAL! herding cats Jul 2014 #10

what next? Roy Rolling Jul 2014 #12

This just in... Roy Rolling Jul 2014 #11

Nice. Richardo Jul 2014 #13

Also, Michelle Obama says it's very important to breathe. (nt) jeff47 Jul 2014 #14

Harry Reid's office has an standing bulletin to GOP followers ffr Jul 2014 #45

The right to Clorox consumption is right there in the Constitution IDemo Jul 2014 #15

And whatever you do, don't use it in your eyes! kcass1954 Jul 2014 #16

Here is the appropriate song for this thread Fortinbras Armstrong Jul 2014 #17

Borrowing! mac56 Jul 2014 #18

This guy loves the stuff. moondust Jul 2014 #19

Hope this jerk is pleased with himself. calimary Jul 2014 #22

That guy is being stalked by evolution and he will fall long before cancer... Moostache Jul 2014 #31

Obama is coming for your bleach! MindPilot Jul 2014 #20

Will you just stop with the hyperbole! It is not illegal to drink bleach... yet. A Simple Game Jul 2014 #21

They sell it at Walmart! MindPilot Jul 2014 #23

Kicked and recommended! Enthusiast Jul 2014 #24

And Hillary Clinton has suggested that it's a very bad idea to jump off a cliff. LeftishBrit Jul 2014 #25

Recently overheard at the supermarket in the cleanig isle... Javaman Jul 2014 #26

.... Louisiana1976 Jul 2014 #27

This message was self-deleted by its author santamargarita Jul 2014 #28

Oh please please please don't drink bleach! jimlup Jul 2014 #29

YOU CAN HAVE MY BOTTLE OF BLEACH WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!! Harry Monroe Jul 2014 #30

Bleach is unsafe to drink. stage left Jul 2014 #32

Tea Partiers: "Lets DRINK THE BLEACH! We'll be as WHITE on the INSIDE amb123 Jul 2014 #33

This thread may be destined for the DU Hall of Fame. Brigid Jul 2014 #34

But The Bible specifically instructs us to drink bleach. pa28 Jul 2014 #35

*** Obama ORDERS You All to NOT DRINK BLEACH!!!*** NYC_SKP Jul 2014 #36

Funny... JohnnyRingo Jul 2014 #37

Drinking bleach hurts Obamacare. ThoughtCriminal Jul 2014 #38

Attention Conservatives: Breathing air is good for you. 47of74 Jul 2014 #39

Drinking bleach is illegal drm604 Jul 2014 #40

Recommendation #100. H2O Man Jul 2014 #41

And President Obama and the ACLU state that drinking it with ammonia is even worse. Rozlee Jul 2014 #42

Yu culd at least spel it rite: IDemo Jul 2014 #43

It is especially dangerous washed down with anti-freeze!! Resultant methane/chlorine gas... lastlib Jul 2014 #44

k&r... spanone Jul 2014 #46

We need STRONGER LAWS against bleach drinking tabasco Jul 2014 #47

When bleach gets outlawed, only outlaws will have bleach. Marie Marie Jul 2014 #48

Ye gods let us hope this works. Aldo Leopold Jul 2014 #49

Maybe they want to be just as white on the inside ... Martin Eden Jul 2014 #50

Obama's going to limit high capacity bleach, to under 20 oz only IronLionZion Jul 2014 #51

Stop Bleach Abuse! DeSwiss Jul 2014 #52

You're bleaching to the choir Blue Owl Jul 2014 #53

And for goodness sake, DON'T use it as a fuel additive in your coal rolling diesel truck!!! Kennah Jul 2014 #54

Lets hope that those right minded 'Muricans JackInGreen Jul 2014 #56

If your ice cream is too hard, christx30 Jul 2014 #57

Hear that Sarah? Shankapotomus Jul 2014 #58

I think we should promote it as a conservative teeth whitener! B Calm Jul 2014 #59

I don't think this will work. EC Jul 2014 #60

You can laugh now, but wait til they come for you DFW Jul 2014 #61

And you know what we call 600,000 bleach-drinking Republicans...? kag Jul 2014 #63

Don't forget that... NealK Jul 2014 #67

This is a parody of the Conservatives, Do Not Drink Drano campaign by the ACLU, right? nt valerief Jul 2014 #62

No liberal would ever drink bleach MrScorpio Jul 2014 #64

Well played. Jamastiene Jul 2014 #65