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32. Bleach is unsafe to drink.

Tue Jul 8, 2014, 06:38 PM

Jul 2014

However, it is perfectly safe taken intravenously. It does things for your skin that those bleach creams only claim to do. Trust me.

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Note To Conservatives: Do NOT drink bleach. [View all] byronius Jul 2014 OP

I see what you did here. Brigid Jul 2014 #1

I heard it was good for washing down diesel fumes tk2kewl Jul 2014 #2

97% of scientists concur that drinking ehtylene glycol causes global warming. Jackpine Radical Jul 2014 #3

I hear the anti-bleach movement is getting its own plank LadyHawkAZ Jul 2014 #4

Ah, a liberal plot, EXPOSED!! NastyRiffraff Jul 2014 #55

haha thanks rbrnmw Jul 2014 #5

"YEEEEEHAAAA Motherfuckers. I'm bleach roll........ <<Plop>> nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2014 #6

OTOH, drinking DRANO... bvar22 Jul 2014 #7

Lol! NealK Jul 2014 #66

"The ACLU recommends against drinking bleach." In fact bleach drinking is rhett o rick Jul 2014 #8

I hope your plan works! world wide wally Jul 2014 #9

Liberals are trying to make consumption of bleach by Americans ILLEGAL! herding cats Jul 2014 #10

what next? Roy Rolling Jul 2014 #12

This just in... Roy Rolling Jul 2014 #11

Nice. Richardo Jul 2014 #13

Also, Michelle Obama says it's very important to breathe. (nt) jeff47 Jul 2014 #14

Harry Reid's office has an standing bulletin to GOP followers ffr Jul 2014 #45

The right to Clorox consumption is right there in the Constitution IDemo Jul 2014 #15

And whatever you do, don't use it in your eyes! kcass1954 Jul 2014 #16

Here is the appropriate song for this thread Fortinbras Armstrong Jul 2014 #17

Borrowing! mac56 Jul 2014 #18

This guy loves the stuff. moondust Jul 2014 #19

Hope this jerk is pleased with himself. calimary Jul 2014 #22

That guy is being stalked by evolution and he will fall long before cancer... Moostache Jul 2014 #31

Obama is coming for your bleach! MindPilot Jul 2014 #20

Will you just stop with the hyperbole! It is not illegal to drink bleach... yet. A Simple Game Jul 2014 #21

They sell it at Walmart! MindPilot Jul 2014 #23

Kicked and recommended! Enthusiast Jul 2014 #24

And Hillary Clinton has suggested that it's a very bad idea to jump off a cliff. LeftishBrit Jul 2014 #25

Recently overheard at the supermarket in the cleanig isle... Javaman Jul 2014 #26

.... Louisiana1976 Jul 2014 #27

This message was self-deleted by its author santamargarita Jul 2014 #28

Oh please please please don't drink bleach! jimlup Jul 2014 #29

YOU CAN HAVE MY BOTTLE OF BLEACH WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!! Harry Monroe Jul 2014 #30

Bleach is unsafe to drink. stage left Jul 2014 #32

Tea Partiers: "Lets DRINK THE BLEACH! We'll be as WHITE on the INSIDE amb123 Jul 2014 #33

This thread may be destined for the DU Hall of Fame. Brigid Jul 2014 #34

But The Bible specifically instructs us to drink bleach. pa28 Jul 2014 #35

*** Obama ORDERS You All to NOT DRINK BLEACH!!!*** NYC_SKP Jul 2014 #36

Funny... JohnnyRingo Jul 2014 #37

Drinking bleach hurts Obamacare. ThoughtCriminal Jul 2014 #38

Attention Conservatives: Breathing air is good for you. 47of74 Jul 2014 #39

Drinking bleach is illegal drm604 Jul 2014 #40

Recommendation #100. H2O Man Jul 2014 #41

And President Obama and the ACLU state that drinking it with ammonia is even worse. Rozlee Jul 2014 #42

Yu culd at least spel it rite: IDemo Jul 2014 #43

It is especially dangerous washed down with anti-freeze!! Resultant methane/chlorine gas... lastlib Jul 2014 #44

k&r... spanone Jul 2014 #46

We need STRONGER LAWS against bleach drinking tabasco Jul 2014 #47

When bleach gets outlawed, only outlaws will have bleach. Marie Marie Jul 2014 #48

Ye gods let us hope this works. Aldo Leopold Jul 2014 #49

Maybe they want to be just as white on the inside ... Martin Eden Jul 2014 #50

Obama's going to limit high capacity bleach, to under 20 oz only IronLionZion Jul 2014 #51

Stop Bleach Abuse! DeSwiss Jul 2014 #52

You're bleaching to the choir Blue Owl Jul 2014 #53

And for goodness sake, DON'T use it as a fuel additive in your coal rolling diesel truck!!! Kennah Jul 2014 #54

Lets hope that those right minded 'Muricans JackInGreen Jul 2014 #56

If your ice cream is too hard, christx30 Jul 2014 #57

Hear that Sarah? Shankapotomus Jul 2014 #58

I think we should promote it as a conservative teeth whitener! B Calm Jul 2014 #59

I don't think this will work. EC Jul 2014 #60

You can laugh now, but wait til they come for you DFW Jul 2014 #61

And you know what we call 600,000 bleach-drinking Republicans...? kag Jul 2014 #63

Don't forget that... NealK Jul 2014 #67

This is a parody of the Conservatives, Do Not Drink Drano campaign by the ACLU, right? nt valerief Jul 2014 #62

No liberal would ever drink bleach MrScorpio Jul 2014 #64

Well played. Jamastiene Jul 2014 #65