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flvegan

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40. De-evolution into a hunched over idiot staring at a handheld device.

Sun Jul 13, 2014, 12:51 PM

Jul 2014

While walking, eating, talking...DRIVING. I'm not sure how such an advanced species became so goshdarned stupid so quickly.

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Are cellphones killing the restaurant business? [View all] trof Jul 2014 OP

I was at a bar earlier this week. OnyxCollie Jul 2014 #1

Someone posted this yesterday: CrispyQ Jul 2014 #20

Love this! mountain grammy Jul 2014 #31

!!!LOL. Eleanors38 Jul 2014 #32

Talk to each other and get drunk - love it! Initech Jul 2014 #46

That's one of the reasons I stick with a stupid phone. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2014 #2

I had to send that to my niece tech3149 Jul 2014 #22

"grafted onto their hands?" Don't give 'em any ideas! Eleanors38 Jul 2014 #33

Their heads = Google Glass. nt tblue37 Jul 2014 #55

But hands are big & cheaper, too. Style's crappy. Eleanors38 Jul 2014 #73

People here in Korea are MUCH worse with cell phones davidpdx Jul 2014 #81

Japan, too Art_from_Ark Jul 2014 #89

Between classes at school we generally have 10 minutes to get between classrooms davidpdx Jul 2014 #90

Wow, good read. Agschmid Jul 2014 #3

Businesses are going to have to install jammers Warpy Jul 2014 #4

HA! The worst offenders are the young daters Warpy Jul 2014 #10

I don't understand people who go out to eat Skittles Jul 2014 #74

I think that's illegal Orrex Jul 2014 #21

It should be illegal. I'm a pediatric hospice nurse. I'm on call mucifer Jul 2014 #80

And, from what the article reveals, it seems that the phones make people blame others Squinch Jul 2014 #5

I love my phone, but when I got to a resturant it is because I'm hungry. Kurska Jul 2014 #6

I'm the same way Bryce Butler Jul 2014 #26

Ditto. Veilex Jul 2014 #39

What do you putz around about? pangaia Jul 2014 #52

I mean it in the verb form Kurska Jul 2014 #53

No No. I know 'putz." pangaia Jul 2014 #54

That's not even the worst of it. There's a new racket going on DinahMoeHum Jul 2014 #7

Love the article and the ones it led me to. Especially the remark the Cato guy objected to: freshwest Jul 2014 #35

Larry David, genius.... msanthrope Jul 2014 #9

That was cathartic. liberalmuse Jul 2014 #36

Marking to view later... awoke_in_2003 Jul 2014 #67

I believe this. I've seen it myself. riderinthestorm Jul 2014 #11

you are a common sense parent NJCher Jul 2014 #57

I'm not buying it FBaggins Jul 2014 #12

Same here ... frazzled Jul 2014 #15

That may be the NYC, July 3, tourist factor at work JHB Jul 2014 #28

Yes, this edhopper Jul 2014 #38

Umm, in Austin there is a lot of cell phone noodlng Eleanors38 Jul 2014 #47

I have no doubt that's true. FBaggins Jul 2014 #58

Maybe so. I just hear restaurant staff complain frequently Eleanors38 Jul 2014 #60

I agree. This is horseshit. The whole story is urban legend material. Warren Stupidity Jul 2014 #61

This message was self-deleted by its author Warren Stupidity Jul 2014 #62

Seriously, that was my reaction- Cool story, bro. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #63

anecdotal but my friends do this for every stinking birthday and holiday... Phentex Jul 2014 #85

a worse one in there was the bit about getting a password for the WIFI (?!) KurtNYC Jul 2014 #86

Bullshit Android3.14 Jul 2014 #13

i've seen it. mopinko Jul 2014 #14

That's what we do, too. CrispyQ Jul 2014 #25

Sending food back to be reheated because you were farting around... WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2014 #16

Cell phones are killing everything malaise Jul 2014 #17

I have dealt with this in my own personal circle tabbycat31 Jul 2014 #18

That was very informative. CrispyQ Jul 2014 #19

Saw so much of this in Manhattan last month Divernan Jul 2014 #23

I love to read stories about self-absorbed people... WhaTHellsgoingonhere Jul 2014 #24

So very true. mountain grammy Jul 2014 #30

I'd say what's killing restaurant business is the continued crappy economy Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jul 2014 #27

Not in NYC brooklynite Jul 2014 #29

Yep. I'm around Prospect Park and there are tons of great NYC Liberal Jul 2014 #66

los angeles also JI7 Jul 2014 #69

Ha! Thought the help was on the phone, I shoulda known, never seen that happen. But now... freshwest Jul 2014 #34

Make an announcement: "First person to reach for their phone pays the tab for the entire table." hobbit709 Jul 2014 #37

De-evolution into a hunched over idiot staring at a handheld device. flvegan Jul 2014 #40

People need to spend more time eating and less time taking pics. House Jul 2014 #41

Not me. I absolutely hate it when people even have their iPhones out on the table smirkymonkey Jul 2014 #45

Depends on the food and who's sharing the pics. WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2014 #56

if I ever meet one of these people who take pictures of food Skittles Jul 2014 #71

I like the cut of your jib. House Jul 2014 #77

If I whip out my cell phone, it's usually to proudly show people photos of grandchildren or Rozlee Jul 2014 #42

I've always hated talking on the phone aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2014 #43

at some point we stop controlling our technology and Nevada Blue Jul 2014 #44

"The things you own end up owning you." - Tyler Durden House Jul 2014 #48

"First you use machines, then you wear machines, then you serve machines." hatrack Jul 2014 #83

it never ceases to amaze me how people will sit down in a restaurant and immediately... mike_c Jul 2014 #49

the "source" for this article was flagged for removal on craigslist fishwax Jul 2014 #50

Get a taste of the same behavior in small amounts here: kentauros Jul 2014 #87

oh yeah -- love that site fishwax Jul 2014 #88

Yea, ok. Maybe the restaurant business is getting a little just dessert. maced666 Jul 2014 #51

Can a restaurant legally ban customers from using them? Reter Jul 2014 #59

OHNOES: lingering over your food! Warren Stupidity Jul 2014 #64

Twenty minutes of using phones instead of ordering isn't lingering over food. n/t pnwmom Jul 2014 #72

Indeed, it is also a complete fabrication. Warren Stupidity Jul 2014 #76

Idiocraphones. A-Schwarzenegger Jul 2014 #65

Addictophones. A-Schwarzenegger Jul 2014 #79

don't understand why people would want to take pictures of their food. Terra Alta Jul 2014 #68

if I ever receive such a picture Skittles Jul 2014 #75

while i am annoyed with the people who are always on their phones, i think this is just an excuse JI7 Jul 2014 #70

NOTE: that they compared a weekday 10 years ago to the start of a holiday weekend this year. unblock Jul 2014 #78

The whole story is horseshit. Warren Stupidity Jul 2014 #82

26 out of 45 customers spend an average of 3 minutes taking photos of the food. progressoid Jul 2014 #84