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38. having runa business and the one hiring, it blows my mind anyone would waste that

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Fri Jul 18, 2014, 06:44 PM

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tell me about pot and the pee test. please. [View all] seabeyond Jul 2014 OP

Too many unknown factors about subject Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #1

Only if you go on a diet n/t eridani Jul 2014 #51

I have had to take piss tests for 27 years yeoman6987 Jul 2014 #71

Yes, they should Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #77

That is a matter of attitude edgineered Jul 2014 #86

sigh.... yes. lol. kinda how i am looking at life today. not so much on the seabeyond Jul 2014 #89

It's a good thing my connection went down edgineered Jul 2014 #92

See below Lochloosa Jul 2014 #2

Drug tests can alert on too much dilution. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2014 #22

I had that happen sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #32

Happened to me, too Aerows Jul 2014 #35

I hadn't smoked for something like 10 years... sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #41

wow. that is too crazy. surely it showed in your hair? then what? nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #47

It didn't sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #58

The too much dilution is a visual check. Take lots of vitamin B capsules eridani Jul 2014 #52

That's weird. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jul 2014 #53

Urine tests that I took never had specific gravity tests, just temperature checks n/t eridani Jul 2014 #54

I used to take the heavy duty piss tests Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #79

Not sure what the levels of B vitamins would prove, though eridani Jul 2014 #80

Maybe it was lysol Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #83

Four weeks minimum for an absolute guaranteed clean result. CBGLuthier Jul 2014 #3

I don't smoke pot, but we have random drug tests at work. tammywammy Jul 2014 #9

I don't smoke Aerows Jul 2014 #34

Depends Separation Jul 2014 #4

Best bet is to find a head shop that sells clean urine yeoman6987 Jul 2014 #73

Actually best bet isn't to smoke :) Separation Jul 2014 #87

Everyone is different. MJ markers are fat soluable and stay in your system longer NightWatcher Jul 2014 #5

it probably depends on the specific method magical thyme Jul 2014 #6

7-100 days. MohRokTah Jul 2014 #7

30 days and your safe with pee. over 90 for hair. JaneyVee Jul 2014 #8

ah man.... lol seabeyond Jul 2014 #10

California NORML Guide to Drug Testing Comrade Grumpy Jul 2014 #11

Great post!!! n/t GP6971 Jul 2014 #66

I'm a regular smoker, 30 or so years bigtree Jul 2014 #12

uh oh.... you are really pushing the line arentcha. you risk taker you, lol. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #13

Ugh! Such a stressful time you're going through! ChisolmTrailDem Jul 2014 #14

in the prison system we had to wait to test littlewolf Jul 2014 #15

*if* they still make them.... Scout Jul 2014 #16

one state above me it is legal. good stuff. i do not do anything too early. need half a pot of seabeyond Jul 2014 #17

Wouldn't you be charged with possession? n/t GP6971 Jul 2014 #69

if i brought pot from colorado to texas? i would be charged. i do not do that. lol. seabeyond Jul 2014 #74

You got that right GP6971 Jul 2014 #102

I went to Colorado Springs this spring. I expected to see cops around the little town outside seabeyond Jul 2014 #103

Start Drinking Water Now and Test Yourself otohara Jul 2014 #18

oh. interesting. i did not know they sold them. you can get over the counter tests? seabeyond Jul 2014 #19

Yep - Walgreens otohara Jul 2014 #25

ty. i like the idea of knowing ahead of time. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #29

They've got pot pee tests customerserviceguy Jul 2014 #98

Lol. What a hoot. Since they are so cheap, I like the idea of doing some experiments seabeyond Jul 2014 #99

I've heard that if you snort coke, get blackout drunk, or shoot heroin, it's out of your system redqueen Jul 2014 #20

bah hahahah. i thought you were suggesting a binge for this weekend. too funny. seabeyond Jul 2014 #21

Hahaha, that's great :) redqueen Jul 2014 #24

Don't know about the other drugs... Wounded Bear Jul 2014 #23

What good would that be? NutmegYankee Jul 2014 #62

I think it is for those convicted of DUI's... Wounded Bear Jul 2014 #63

Ah. I can see that. NutmegYankee Jul 2014 #64

1 month for weed. nt Cali_Democrat Jul 2014 #26

THC is fat soluble, as I understand it, so it can show up in a test for 3 weeks or so Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #27

i hear FBI could not get hackers for this reason. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #30

For anyone who has been paying attention, it's kind of a no-brainer. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #36

having runa business and the one hiring, it blows my mind anyone would waste that seabeyond Jul 2014 #38

Yeah, they pretty much can't, at this point. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #46

Never give them your pee. bravenak Jul 2014 #28

they do not have someone or cameras in bathroom, surely. lol. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #31

Depends on the type of test. bravenak Jul 2014 #33

what if you get ti too hot. lol, kinda a gotcha. like a kid trying to get thermonitor way up there seabeyond Jul 2014 #43

The hand warmers are known in stoner circles to work splendidly. bravenak Jul 2014 #48

If tests are observed by someone other than a registered nurse Politicalboi Jul 2014 #44

I feel the same way. bravenak Jul 2014 #45

i think it is a scam also. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #50

i would truly think. but now a days, who the fuck knows. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #49

There can be temperature issues though sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #37

too fuggin crazy. people are doing this... wow. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #40

He's pretty paranoid... n/t sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #42

Buy some fake pee at smoke shops Politicalboi Jul 2014 #39

FWIW - in the 90's, someone at work mentioned getting a drug test, djean111 Jul 2014 #55

ha ha. listen to you. interesting. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #56

The infamous SWIM makes it to DU. Jackpine Radical Jul 2014 #59

i am just not hip enough. clueless about "infamous SWIM". nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #61

"Someone Who Isn't Me"-- Jackpine Radical Jul 2014 #65

so gotcha. seabeyond Jul 2014 #67

Bwah! As a matter of fact, I got my information from guys I used to work with. djean111 Jul 2014 #101

I don't know about the THC, but bleach will change the urine pH magical thyme Jul 2014 #70

There are masking agents you can buy at head shops. immoderate Jul 2014 #57

hey, that answer could go either way seabeyond Jul 2014 #60

I might have been too terse. It went like this: immoderate Jul 2014 #68

this is the info i wanted. some kinda test to seabeyond Jul 2014 #75

If you're a herb head malaise Jul 2014 #72

I'm confused about something. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #76

What you need, my friend, is The Original Wizzinator. AngryAmish Jul 2014 #78

they test for nicotine where I work gwheezie Jul 2014 #81

medical field? that is crazy. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #82

yup gwheezie Jul 2014 #88

how long to come up clean on cig smoking? seabeyond Jul 2014 #91

More importantly: Why would you smoke a joint through an apple? Throd Jul 2014 #84

no matter how much you smoke it takes a month to get out of your system. craigmatic Jul 2014 #85

I've never taken a drug test and never will.... mike_c Jul 2014 #90

Used someone elses urine sorefeet Jul 2014 #93

I'll give you my results... (ymmv) EX500rider Jul 2014 #94

wowser. what a story. '05. hmmmm. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #95

Ditto for what everyone else says Tetris_Iguana Jul 2014 #96

I haven't been 'employed' since 1986 Boudica the Lyoness Jul 2014 #97

Too funny. I expected a couple posts, get answer and drop. But, the op has received seabeyond Jul 2014 #100

Those urine cleaners that you can get at healthfood stores or headshops really work. Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2014 #104

Really? Totally awesome!! You guys are a wealth of info seabeyond Jul 2014 #105

also, I have heard that an aspirin taken with apple juice at least 20 minutes before the test will Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2014 #106

Apple juice and aspirin would be an easy one. Btw... Right clicker started working again seabeyond Jul 2014 #107

... lol ... good deal about the right clicker. As for the aspirin and apple juice - that is an old Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2014 #108