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55. FWIW - in the 90's, someone at work mentioned getting a drug test,

Fri Jul 18, 2014, 07:23 PM

Jul 2014

One of the younger guys said Golden Seal Root.
Also, someone told me that dipping a thumb in bleach for about five minutes, then letting it dry so no odor, then um, somehow introducing thumb to stream would neutralize THC,
That being said, never smoked anything in my life.

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tell me about pot and the pee test. please. [View all] seabeyond Jul 2014 OP

Too many unknown factors about subject Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #1

Only if you go on a diet n/t eridani Jul 2014 #51

I have had to take piss tests for 27 years yeoman6987 Jul 2014 #71

Yes, they should Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #77

That is a matter of attitude edgineered Jul 2014 #86

sigh.... yes. lol. kinda how i am looking at life today. not so much on the seabeyond Jul 2014 #89

It's a good thing my connection went down edgineered Jul 2014 #92

See below Lochloosa Jul 2014 #2

Drug tests can alert on too much dilution. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2014 #22

I had that happen sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #32

Happened to me, too Aerows Jul 2014 #35

I hadn't smoked for something like 10 years... sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #41

wow. that is too crazy. surely it showed in your hair? then what? nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #47

It didn't sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #58

The too much dilution is a visual check. Take lots of vitamin B capsules eridani Jul 2014 #52

That's weird. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jul 2014 #53

Urine tests that I took never had specific gravity tests, just temperature checks n/t eridani Jul 2014 #54

I used to take the heavy duty piss tests Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #79

Not sure what the levels of B vitamins would prove, though eridani Jul 2014 #80

Maybe it was lysol Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #83

Four weeks minimum for an absolute guaranteed clean result. CBGLuthier Jul 2014 #3

I don't smoke pot, but we have random drug tests at work. tammywammy Jul 2014 #9

I don't smoke Aerows Jul 2014 #34

Depends Separation Jul 2014 #4

Best bet is to find a head shop that sells clean urine yeoman6987 Jul 2014 #73

Actually best bet isn't to smoke :) Separation Jul 2014 #87

Everyone is different. MJ markers are fat soluable and stay in your system longer NightWatcher Jul 2014 #5

it probably depends on the specific method magical thyme Jul 2014 #6

7-100 days. MohRokTah Jul 2014 #7

30 days and your safe with pee. over 90 for hair. JaneyVee Jul 2014 #8

ah man.... lol seabeyond Jul 2014 #10

California NORML Guide to Drug Testing Comrade Grumpy Jul 2014 #11

Great post!!! n/t GP6971 Jul 2014 #66

I'm a regular smoker, 30 or so years bigtree Jul 2014 #12

uh oh.... you are really pushing the line arentcha. you risk taker you, lol. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #13

Ugh! Such a stressful time you're going through! ChisolmTrailDem Jul 2014 #14

in the prison system we had to wait to test littlewolf Jul 2014 #15

*if* they still make them.... Scout Jul 2014 #16

one state above me it is legal. good stuff. i do not do anything too early. need half a pot of seabeyond Jul 2014 #17

Wouldn't you be charged with possession? n/t GP6971 Jul 2014 #69

if i brought pot from colorado to texas? i would be charged. i do not do that. lol. seabeyond Jul 2014 #74

You got that right GP6971 Jul 2014 #102

I went to Colorado Springs this spring. I expected to see cops around the little town outside seabeyond Jul 2014 #103

Start Drinking Water Now and Test Yourself otohara Jul 2014 #18

oh. interesting. i did not know they sold them. you can get over the counter tests? seabeyond Jul 2014 #19

Yep - Walgreens otohara Jul 2014 #25

ty. i like the idea of knowing ahead of time. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #29

They've got pot pee tests customerserviceguy Jul 2014 #98

Lol. What a hoot. Since they are so cheap, I like the idea of doing some experiments seabeyond Jul 2014 #99

I've heard that if you snort coke, get blackout drunk, or shoot heroin, it's out of your system redqueen Jul 2014 #20

bah hahahah. i thought you were suggesting a binge for this weekend. too funny. seabeyond Jul 2014 #21

Hahaha, that's great :) redqueen Jul 2014 #24

Don't know about the other drugs... Wounded Bear Jul 2014 #23

What good would that be? NutmegYankee Jul 2014 #62

I think it is for those convicted of DUI's... Wounded Bear Jul 2014 #63

Ah. I can see that. NutmegYankee Jul 2014 #64

1 month for weed. nt Cali_Democrat Jul 2014 #26

THC is fat soluble, as I understand it, so it can show up in a test for 3 weeks or so Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #27

i hear FBI could not get hackers for this reason. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #30

For anyone who has been paying attention, it's kind of a no-brainer. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #36

having runa business and the one hiring, it blows my mind anyone would waste that seabeyond Jul 2014 #38

Yeah, they pretty much can't, at this point. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #46

Never give them your pee. bravenak Jul 2014 #28

they do not have someone or cameras in bathroom, surely. lol. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #31

Depends on the type of test. bravenak Jul 2014 #33

what if you get ti too hot. lol, kinda a gotcha. like a kid trying to get thermonitor way up there seabeyond Jul 2014 #43

The hand warmers are known in stoner circles to work splendidly. bravenak Jul 2014 #48

If tests are observed by someone other than a registered nurse Politicalboi Jul 2014 #44

I feel the same way. bravenak Jul 2014 #45

i think it is a scam also. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #50

i would truly think. but now a days, who the fuck knows. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #49

There can be temperature issues though sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #37

too fuggin crazy. people are doing this... wow. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #40

He's pretty paranoid... n/t sweetloukillbot Jul 2014 #42

Buy some fake pee at smoke shops Politicalboi Jul 2014 #39

FWIW - in the 90's, someone at work mentioned getting a drug test, djean111 Jul 2014 #55

ha ha. listen to you. interesting. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #56

The infamous SWIM makes it to DU. Jackpine Radical Jul 2014 #59

i am just not hip enough. clueless about "infamous SWIM". nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #61

"Someone Who Isn't Me"-- Jackpine Radical Jul 2014 #65

so gotcha. seabeyond Jul 2014 #67

Bwah! As a matter of fact, I got my information from guys I used to work with. djean111 Jul 2014 #101

I don't know about the THC, but bleach will change the urine pH magical thyme Jul 2014 #70

There are masking agents you can buy at head shops. immoderate Jul 2014 #57

hey, that answer could go either way seabeyond Jul 2014 #60

I might have been too terse. It went like this: immoderate Jul 2014 #68

this is the info i wanted. some kinda test to seabeyond Jul 2014 #75

If you're a herb head malaise Jul 2014 #72

I'm confused about something. Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #76

What you need, my friend, is The Original Wizzinator. AngryAmish Jul 2014 #78

they test for nicotine where I work gwheezie Jul 2014 #81

medical field? that is crazy. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #82

yup gwheezie Jul 2014 #88

how long to come up clean on cig smoking? seabeyond Jul 2014 #91

More importantly: Why would you smoke a joint through an apple? Throd Jul 2014 #84

no matter how much you smoke it takes a month to get out of your system. craigmatic Jul 2014 #85

I've never taken a drug test and never will.... mike_c Jul 2014 #90

Used someone elses urine sorefeet Jul 2014 #93

I'll give you my results... (ymmv) EX500rider Jul 2014 #94

wowser. what a story. '05. hmmmm. nt seabeyond Jul 2014 #95

Ditto for what everyone else says Tetris_Iguana Jul 2014 #96

I haven't been 'employed' since 1986 Boudica the Lyoness Jul 2014 #97

Too funny. I expected a couple posts, get answer and drop. But, the op has received seabeyond Jul 2014 #100

Those urine cleaners that you can get at healthfood stores or headshops really work. Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2014 #104

Really? Totally awesome!! You guys are a wealth of info seabeyond Jul 2014 #105

also, I have heard that an aspirin taken with apple juice at least 20 minutes before the test will Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2014 #106

Apple juice and aspirin would be an easy one. Btw... Right clicker started working again seabeyond Jul 2014 #107

... lol ... good deal about the right clicker. As for the aspirin and apple juice - that is an old Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2014 #108