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rurallib

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9. As my next witness I call God to the stand.

Mon Jul 21, 2014, 08:41 AM

Jul 2014

Mr. God, do you talk to this woman.

God: not exactly. I send little suggestions through various means. One day in the supermarket, she was wondering what fruit to buy. I steered her cart into the peaches. Next thing I know she wants to impeach my man Barack.

makes as much sense as anything she says.

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Sarah Palin Claims That God Wants President Obama To Be Impeached [View all] doxydad Jul 2014 OP

"God doesn't drive parked cars" ? Really, Sarah? n/t Raven Jul 2014 #1

God doesn't know how to drive at all... LisaLynne Jul 2014 #16

God always takes it out of 'Park' and puts it in 'D' for Divine... pinboy3niner Jul 2014 #38

God told me he wants Palin to STFU and go away. nt HooptieWagon Jul 2014 #2

Me too! Happyhippychick Jul 2014 #17

LOL! You beat me to it. smirkymonkey Jul 2014 #20

That imaginary friend talking to her non-stop explains malaise Jul 2014 #3

Normally, people that claim to hear voices are considered mentally ill n2doc Jul 2014 #4

Grammar is so yesterday. Botany Jul 2014 #5

The Whirling Derpish of Wasilla spews her patented derp. tanyev Jul 2014 #6

Any chance Pope Frank would make a house call? Vinca Jul 2014 #7

Digression and Bwah! My erstwhile Uncle "Francy" eventually changed his name to "Frank." Feh! WinkyDink Jul 2014 #11

The Pope agrees with Palin on most issues, they are both rabidly anti choice, both virulently Bluenorthwest Jul 2014 #21

She's effectively calling Obama the Antichrist muriel_volestrangler Jul 2014 #8

As my next witness I call God to the stand. rurallib Jul 2014 #9

Thank you rurallib! doxydad Jul 2014 #12

glad to be of service rurallib Jul 2014 #14

Hmmmm.... Why would God "want" anything to "happen," if He already knows what will be? WinkyDink Jul 2014 #10

Don't try to instill a modicum of sense into that mentally challenged Teahadist. Amonester Jul 2014 #25

Actually Sarah, the God of the Bible is anything but a believer in "freedom"...... Swede Atlanta Jul 2014 #13

That would be the OT. The NT is the do-over. :-) WinkyDink Jul 2014 #39

there is a saying mercuryblues Jul 2014 #15

Bat S**t F*cking Crazy, she is davekriss Jul 2014 #18

I believe "God" is indifferent to the machinations of men. LuvNewcastle Jul 2014 #19

Somebody put too much Miracle Whip in the word salad again. bluesbassman Jul 2014 #22

Juanita Jean has some good comments about Palin's latest stupidity Gothmog Jul 2014 #23

That voice RockaFowler Jul 2014 #24

Come on, that crazy hairdresser, Juanita Jean, pirated a Tina Fey tape, no? Brother Buzz Jul 2014 #28

Republicans Come And Get Ya Girl iloveObama12 Jul 2014 #26

Anyone can say that a non-existent supernatural nonentity MineralMan Jul 2014 #27

Abrogating? Oh, Sarah.... pokerfan Jul 2014 #29

Guess God hasn't raptured her yet, despite great weeping and gnashing of teeth all around the world. polichick Jul 2014 #30

She is partially correct, God expects us to vet up and take action, we did. Thinkingabout Jul 2014 #31

So which is it? Is he an ineffectual wimp who needs his "big boy pants" or is he a SomethingFishy Jul 2014 #32

Who should tell this ridiculously stupid fuckwit that if the President is "abrogating" ... 11 Bravo Jul 2014 #33

out of all the people in the world - i doubt GOD would talk to sarah palin samsingh Jul 2014 #34

scarier yet onethatcares Jul 2014 #35

According to the Bible, the Judeo-Christian God is far more fond of restrictions than freedoms. Tierra_y_Libertad Jul 2014 #36

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