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w8liftinglady

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25. Dear heavenly father. "Shaken Baby Syndrome"????
Fri Apr 6, 2012, 07:44 PM
Apr 2012

Here are the symptoms of "Shaken Adult Syndrome"




http://emj.bmj.com/content/17/2/144.full.pdf

1.He would have had intraocular hemorrhaging that would probably still be evident.
2.He would have had patterned bruising to both upper extremeties.
3.He would have SOME sort of subdural hematoma..easily diagnosed by CT.

Yet ANOTHER reason the man should have been evaluated by an ER doc before going to the Police Station.

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I'm expecting the Twinkie Defense next. nt MrScorpio Apr 2012 #1
Sadly that one worked. Mz Pip Apr 2012 #11
Here it is, and the only thing missing is the Twinkie itself Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #17
No, the Chewbacca Defense Canuckistanian Apr 2012 #23
Yup... SidDithers Apr 2012 #27
Ridiculous defense IMO. n/t RKP5637 Apr 2012 #2
Oh Geez... Spazito Apr 2012 #3
absurd- Bluerthanblue Apr 2012 #4
Is that the best legal defense money can buy? no_hypocrisy Apr 2012 #5
Shaken baby? How about shaken psychokiller? nt Sarah Ibarruri Apr 2012 #6
In this rewrite are we going for an insanity plea??? wandy Apr 2012 #7
Looks like another lousy headline to me. elleng Apr 2012 #8
Dafuq?? I had to read this through a number of times...SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME??!! So now, Ecumenist Apr 2012 #9
This gives me a good sense that justice will come SteveABG Apr 2012 #10
My friend Laura was shaken when she was little and she hasn't murdered anyone! Idiotic defense! Odin2005 Apr 2012 #12
I'll say it yet again: before its over they will Solomon Apr 2012 #13
before it's over Trayvon will have shot himself NatBurner Apr 2012 #16
" I got me." Solomon Apr 2012 #18
LOL n/t coeur_de_lion Apr 2012 #26
Heck yeh, that one will fly with a jury peace frog Apr 2012 #14
Wait, so he was shaken as a baby? Or he was afraid of getting shaken baby syndrome and pulled out Brickbat Apr 2012 #15
No. The lawyer was saying he got shaken baby syndrome Solomon Apr 2012 #19
Bizarre. nadinbrzezinski Apr 2012 #20
Funny. He doesn't look like a baby to me. Cleita Apr 2012 #21
Well, George is a baby. He's a cry baby. yardwork Apr 2012 #22
kick for evening crowd nt steve2470 Apr 2012 #24
Dear heavenly father. "Shaken Baby Syndrome"???? w8liftinglady Apr 2012 #25
And doesn't this occur b/c a baby's skull has extra space in it? Iris Apr 2012 #28
till more BS crap.....Zimmer is guilty of murder in my book... opihimoimoi Apr 2012 #29
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