Walmart ice cream sandwiches don't melt in the sun

[OldRedneck]

23. I had a similar experience

I eat ice cream. I know, I shouldn't but, at age 70, WTF - - - I have 15 years to live and I'll eat ice cream and drink sour mash bourbon if I want to.

So . . . for the longest time I ate Breyer's vanilla. Then, in an opportunity to make my dull life more exciting and exotic, I decided to branch out and try something new -- like a new ice cream flavor. I bought some Breyer's pralines and cream.

I discovered the Breyer's pralines and cream would not freeze hard as did the vanilla. I read the label more carefully and discovered it was NOT "ice cream" -- it was "frozen dairy dessert." WTF is "frozen dairy dessert?" Dumped it into the trash.

Switched to Blue Bunny. All of their flavors are ICE CREAM.

Now I make it a point to read the ingredients and if there's any ingredient whose name I can't pronounce, I don't buy it.