"Obama has governed as a conservative. So, the question for progressives is, “What do we do now?”

[woo me with science]

127. At that time, an official list of adjectives with which

we may comment on Obama's policies will be issued, and anyone deviating from that list will be sent immediately to the cornfield.

Here is a preview of the list:

admirable, A-1, A-OK, aces, attractive, best ever, cat's pajamas, choice, commendable, cool*, copacetic, crackerjack*, deserving, dream*, estimable, excellent, exquisite, fine, good, great, greatest, hunky dory, keen*, laudable, meritable, meritorious, neat*, out of sight, out of this world, peachy*, praiseworthy, rare, solid, super, super-duper, superior, unreal*, valuable, wicked*, wonderful, worthy, accomplished, adept, beyond compare, blameless, classical, consummate, crowning, culminating, defectless, excellent, excelling, experienced, expert, faultless, finished, foolproof, ideal, immaculate, impeccable, indefectible, matchless, out-of-this-world, paradisiac, paradisiacal, peerless, pure, skilled, skillful, sound, splendid, spotless, stainless, sublime, superb, supreme, ten, unblemished, unequaled, unmarred, untainted, untarnished, perfect.


"It was a GOOD thing you did, Obama, signing NDAA. A REAL good thing!"