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longship

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4. No doubt featuring lots of Christian side-hugs.

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Sat Aug 2, 2014, 01:04 AM

Aug 2014

HORRORS! Side hugs!!!!

Maybe we will find a Purity Ball or two.

Sounds like a very enticing film. I am sure the younguns will flock to the theaters.

Probably not much teen angst, but lots of Jesus.

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�Fifty Shades� to be Challenged by Faith-Based Romance [View all] The Straight Story Aug 2014 OP

And both will be awful and probably very unsettling for anyone who goes to watch them Scootaloo Aug 2014 #1

Wonder if Kirk Cameron will play a role in it The Straight Story Aug 2014 #2

No, but there will be CGI crocoducks plenty! Scootaloo Aug 2014 #3

No doubt featuring lots of Christian side-hugs. longship Aug 2014 #4

faith based like the bible? good subservient docile semi-slave women rejoice at this news! nt msongs Aug 2014 #5

When does Sexnado open? Beartracks Aug 2014 #6

Needs a them song.... Monk06 Aug 2014 #7

Odd. I thought FSoG WAS sex as imagined by a sexless Twilight sparkle prude alphafemale Aug 2014 #8

If it's biblical, then the free-spirited woman is forbidden from teaching the man something. DetlefK Aug 2014 #9

And both will be terrible Prophet 451 Aug 2014 #10

'Fifty Shades of Faith' pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #11

Good luck with that! IronLionZion Aug 2014 #12

The chastity belt scene is really hot. GreatCaesarsGhost Aug 2014 #13

Married evangelical christians in the US are around twice as likely to get divorced as same sex Zorra Aug 2014 #14

+1 for Candice. never saw that one! n/t Beartracks Aug 2014 #15

So, a novel of 300 pages all leading up to... joeybee12 Aug 2014 #16