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In reply to the discussion: Walmart: 'Going to a very dark place' [View all]BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)" I ...I know this is rough on you and me but we're going to have to do some belt tightening around here people."
"You've had it fairly easy, here at Walmart, but I'm afraid the company will have to start a new way of doing things"
"Each of you will be given a new I.D."
"True, it won't be your real name but you'll understand in a minute...you'll check in on the clock each day with your ...alternative name...work for 2 hours ...check out, like you're going home and THEN check in with your real name"
"Don't worry what happens to the hours on your alternative name...we, at Walmart, will take care of that"
"In short, together, we'll make the company profits SOAR once again and our futures will be on solid ground"
"Now, get your wonderful, understanding asses back to work"