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freshwest

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4. Oh, Freddie is really gonna hate the SS and NSA like all the rest of the Bagger Ignoratti!
Mon Aug 4, 2014, 12:38 AM
Aug 2014
Because nothing says terminal dumbassery like:

Freddie, the original Patriot© poster:


Read as I spew how I'm gonna kill on Facebook (alleged to be set up by the CIA) because...

Well, Freedom!


Freddie's first Like:

Follow me on Twitter, (set up by Homeland Security) to hear me tell you how I'm gonna kill Obama and all those libruls!

Freddie's second Like:

Be sure to listen to my dumb criminal plans from my wireless devices! I'm sooo hot, you're gonna love me!

It'll be just between you and me and a few thousand towers and some satellites! It's Top Secret!

Freddie's third Like:

I'll keep paying to be surveilled, then whine about it! How dare they do what the contract I signed onto said they'd do! Tyranny!


Freddie's best friend. What friend? No, make that his fourth Like:

I'm leaving my cam running on my computer and cell phone, so my image will be sent out to the world at large! Day and night with the lights on, too! Only real Patriots© can see me!

Freddie's mother. No wait, she doesn't come down to the basement. So it's his fifth Like:

Listen to my mail voice threatening people, but it's okay since I set my Caller ID to Anonymous! I'm gonna flame away! You'll never take me alive, ya low-down dirty copper!

Freddie's girlfriend. Nah, just kidding. Freddie's sixth Like:

Take that you dirty spies! I'm so clever, you can't catch me! It's not like Google saves stuff, right? Uh, am-i-rite?

Agent Mike:

Hehehe! I just love The Idiocracy! Now I'm calling for pizza delivery!


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