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[spedtr90]

I reply to "funny" e-mails rather than ignore them. If someone feels the need to share, I return the favor. Just tired of the ugly cartoons and stupid comments from people who mindlessly forward "humor".

Sent in reply (to the e-mail shown below the picture).

If a conservative doesn’t like birth control he/she wants it banned.

If a liberal doesn't like birth control, he/she doesn’t use it.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. (Who ever proposed banning meat?)

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a liberal is down-and-out he gets in line with the conservative to sign up for unemployment benefits, food stamps etc. to see them both through while they work to better their situations.

If the conservative had his way none of these would be available to either of them.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Unless it’s on PBS or NPR, Ellen DeGeneres in a JCP commercial, a Muslim reality show, Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, Glee, Modern Family, …
They must be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If he’s a believer, his thinks his religion is the only one protected by the first amendment.
He favors huge churches with televised services and sermons about wealth as a sign of God’s favor.

If a liberal is a believer he doesn’t concern himself with others’ religious choices.
He understands how difficult it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

If a conservative politician has one or more affairs, he stays in office and runs for president.

If a liberal politician has an affair or sends racy pictures,
conservatives demand he be impeached or resign.

If a conservative decides he doesn’t want health insurance and then seeks care at the ER,
he is demanding the rest of us pay for his health care.

A conservative is against government health care,
but wants government to keep its hands off his Medicare.




The e-mail received: If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.

IF A CONSERVATIVE DECIDES HE NEEDS HEALTH CARE HE GOES OUT SHOPPING FOR IT OR MAY CHOOSE A JOB THAT PROVIDES IT.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."