The makers of Harmonized Water (a.k.a. drinkable sunscreen) do a “clinical trial.” Hilarity ensues.

[NightWatcher]

6. reminds me of a guy who tried to sell me a water bottle with 'programmed glass'

The shape of the glass was supposed to reprogram the structure of the water to remove the bad vibrations from traveling through pipes.

I am not going to buy a glass water bottle for $35 that is supposed to modify the structure of the water.

"When water comes into contact with glass programmed in this manner, information is transferred onto it through the quantum electrodynamic oscillations of coherent domains in the glass"

With the Flaska bottle, we bring the vibrational structure of water closer to the structure of spring water, i.e. water in its natural environment - this is called water structuring. Using TPS (technology of programming silicon), a vibrational programme consisting of various kinds of information from nature is imprinted into the glass.

http://www.flaska.eu/water-structuring-with-flaska

And remember...

Do not wash your Flaska bottle in a dishwasher or leave it in the direct vicinity of devices which emit strong electromagnetic radiation (e.g. a working microwave oven, a mobile or wireless phone during active talking).
The vibrational structuring of water begins immediately after water is poured into the Flaska bottle — wait at least five minutes to ensure full effect.
Before drinking, shake the Flaska bottle a couple of times. Water “loves” motion, and the effect of vibrational structuring will increase, as the coherent domains will expand and strengthen