Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

factsarenotfair

(910 posts)
28. I personally think this review of Under the Dome Season 2/Episode 1 tops that by a mile!
Mon Aug 18, 2014, 09:41 AM
Aug 2014

We're one hour back into Under the Dome and I'm already feeling more confused than Joe McAllister at a... well, anywhere, actually. He's not that smart. So many things happened in the Season 2 premiere that looking back on the episode, it feels like nothing happened. Wait, did anything really happen? Confusion reigns because "Heads Will Roll" was an hour of malformed gibberish masquerading as network television. Instead of featuring any semblance of rational decision-making, characters were talked into setting out in new directions—sometimes by dome ghosts—and the show passed it off as plot. There were two senseless and awesome deaths. And new characters emerged from the barrels they were hiding in throughout all of Season 1. Maybe the new science teacher should've had more of a presence during the Dome's first days in Chester's Mill to give Joe a little break from his Dome sleuthing?

HOWEVER! For the first time in its run, Under the Dome gently caressed the classic storytelling staple of something called "theme" with a whopper of a debate that transcends even the most impenetrable of domes: medieval science versus dumb-person hocus-pocus hooey! It's a thrilling question that's sure to keep audiences entranced for minutes. And how did the show pull that off? To quote the poet Jesse Pinkman, "Yeah bitch, magnets."

For almost an entire year, we'd been waiting in anticipation to see what happened after Julia dropped the mini-dome egg into the lake and pink lights shot into the sky and everything went white while the town gathered 'round to see Barbie hung for fake crimes. And the answer was so obvious—the Dome became a Magne-Dome. If we're to believe the nonsense that the characters came up with, it became magnetic and caused havoc to teach the people of Chester's Mill a lesson: Stop killing people!
...
Lots more--
http://www.tv.com/shows/under-the-dome/community/post/under-the-dome-season-2-episode-1-heads-will-roll-review-140417418537/

I loved Season 1 but Season 2 is unwatchable.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Love it! NV Whino Aug 2014 #1
Best laugh in days malaise Aug 2014 #3
I'm with you on that one. Iggo Aug 2014 #7
I'm always screaming at the radio and TV malaise Aug 2014 #8
Not so. LiberalAndProud Aug 2014 #14
So for me malaise Aug 2014 #16
Okay, LiberalAndProud Aug 2014 #18
LOL malaise Aug 2014 #19
Yes it is, thank you and proves none here are all knowing. n/t A Simple Game Aug 2014 #29
If the review is accurate, I'm rooting for the tornado pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #2
Now I want to see the crap movie malaise Aug 2014 #4
I did root for the tornadoes in one storm disaster movie csziggy Aug 2014 #10
Night of the Twisters Treant Aug 2014 #21
Zombie Tornado! csziggy Aug 2014 #22
I'm already looking forward to part 2 "Into to really-big storm" BlueJazz Aug 2014 #5
Which will be followed by malaise Aug 2014 #6
Which will be followed by... pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #13
followed by the really really really big sharknado storm dembotoz Aug 2014 #9
And people still fill the cinemas malaise Aug 2014 #11
You mean Sharknado 2: The Second One? NuclearDem Aug 2014 #25
Twister rocked flamingdem Aug 2014 #12
I loved Twister malaise Aug 2014 #15
Saw it at the theater and enjoyed it quite a bit. conservaphobe Aug 2014 #17
Saw it the first day it was released. Laffy Kat Aug 2014 #20
That's the thing - we still go to see them malaise Aug 2014 #23
I never saw Twister and I will never see this. I don't find tornadoes entertaining. CBGLuthier Aug 2014 #24
I saw it, and frankly enjoyed it for what it was: disaster porn. NuclearDem Aug 2014 #26
If you didn't see Sharknado 2 "the second one" ..... you missed everything ;) NM_Birder Aug 2014 #27
I personally think this review of Under the Dome Season 2/Episode 1 tops that by a mile! factsarenotfair Aug 2014 #28
Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Jeff Masters reviews &quo...»Reply #28