One of the scariest pictures I've seen in a long time.

[rock]

44. I've tried to sell my concept for the "open carry" uniform for cops

But it doesn't seem to be catching on.

"Open Carry" dress code for cops:
1) take away their uniform (they must go around in underwear);
2) take away their guns and ammo belt;
3) take away a shoe from one foot; the other foot must wear a swim flipper;
4) require that they carry a bucket of piss which is full and must be accounted for at the end of the shift (this is where the name "open carry" comes from);
5) wear a red, round rubber nose;
6) must have their billy club inserted into their ass when on duty (with no more than the handle showing);
7) Must shave their head and have a bathroom plunger struck to it;
8) No sunglasses allowed!

Note that they can still hand out tickets and give lawful orders. But this should make them a lot less intimidating and provide lots of entertainment for the kids!