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BainsBane

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26. His only hope is to stay out of the courtroom

Fri Aug 22, 2014, 07:12 PM

Aug 2014

He hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell of being acquitted looking like that.
He could cover the tattoos with make up, but he would have to get that shit out of his forehead.

On the bright side, he will probably fare well in prison.

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Lawyer...fears his client's horns and '666' tattoo could turn jurors against him [View all] Siwsan Aug 2014 OP

Ya think??? elleng Aug 2014 #1

My exact response! zappaman Aug 2014 #15

... elleng Aug 2014 #22

Who did this to their kid? Brigid Aug 2014 #28

It was those ass holes at Adobe Photoshop. Glassunion Aug 2014 #29

I certainly hope so. Brigid Aug 2014 #31

It's clearly shopped Glassunion Aug 2014 #34

I would've expected to see "No Rugrats" across his chest. bluesbassman Aug 2014 #46

LOL, ok, done Electric Monk Aug 2014 #61

LOL! bluesbassman Aug 2014 #62

Guilty. PeteSelman Aug 2014 #2

most people aren't bad snooper2 Aug 2014 #24

An impartial jury should be instructed to look beyond that. Cooley Hurd Aug 2014 #3

... and they will be ... etherealtruth Aug 2014 #9

Sometimes you just need to work with what ya got....n/t monmouth3 Aug 2014 #4

We are not men . . . Strelnikov_ Aug 2014 #5

What some guys won't do to get chicks� Jackpine Radical Aug 2014 #6

Amazing, isn't it? n/t Laelth Aug 2014 #37

I wonder if that makes him feel pretty? notadmblnd Aug 2014 #7

I hope so... but I'm rather sure that witty and bright are off the table... petronius Aug 2014 #12

LOL pleinair Aug 2014 #17

DUzy!!! 2naSalit Aug 2014 #67

Wow shenmue Aug 2014 #8

the forehead bumps are a nice touch, very creative nt steve2470 Aug 2014 #10

How th fuck do you even go about Jackpine Radical Aug 2014 #45

I lived alone. . My mind was blank. .. I needed time to think to get those memories from my mind. .. Initech Aug 2014 #11

Up the Irons! OnyxCollie Aug 2014 #19

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast. Initech Aug 2014 #64

That guy died a few years ago. OnyxCollie Aug 2014 #66

+2 nomorenomore08 Aug 2014 #56

The latest star of MSNBC's Lockup. nt SunSeeker Aug 2014 #13

Sabrina RandiFan1290 Aug 2014 #14

Love those guys! zappaman Aug 2014 #16

Years ago, I had an acquaintance who baked me a pie OnyxCollie Aug 2014 #20

Reminds Me Of An Industrial-Strength Bad Joke From Years Ago, Sir The Magistrate Aug 2014 #18

I'm betting on.. sendero Aug 2014 #21

Not if you score a jury full of Klingons Warren DeMontague Aug 2014 #23

i think they would judge him as being without honor fizzgig Aug 2014 #35

without hodor? Warren DeMontague Aug 2014 #47

umm . . . did something happen to Hodor? Strelnikov_ Aug 2014 #52

Oh, more than just ok. Warren DeMontague Aug 2014 #54

Go Hodor Go!!!!! Strelnikov_ Aug 2014 #55

Hodor has the best lines in the series, Hodor Hodor Hodor and if you have some really good weed and Uncle Joe Aug 2014 #58

Filing this in the "well, no shit" folder. NaturalHigh Aug 2014 #25

His only hope is to stay out of the courtroom BainsBane Aug 2014 #26

Even IF he is innocent, this fella looks like he belongs in a psyche ward. Oakenshield Aug 2014 #27

Trial in absentia would be an option. Or makeup to hide tattoo Travis_0004 Aug 2014 #30

Meh... Glassunion Aug 2014 #32

Has anyone ever heard... ReRe Aug 2014 #33

I'll confess - my first thought was it's a photo of Rick Scott's campaign manager Siwsan Aug 2014 #38

. ReRe Aug 2014 #43

He can forget about taking the course ... lpbk2713 Aug 2014 #36

He might not win me as a friend, but he could influence me to RUN!!! Siwsan Aug 2014 #39

Pluck the pointy things, grow some bangs, apply make-up, problem solved. pnwmom Aug 2014 #40

Those are some big bumps - he'd need reconstructive surgery Siwsan Aug 2014 #42

Yeah, they're pretty bad. But the right pouffy wig could do wonders. pnwmom Aug 2014 #44

Not impossible with enough long bangs poof. valerief Aug 2014 #49

Kind of looks like a younger, more hip Tommy Lee Jones VScott Aug 2014 #50

People are weird tabasco Aug 2014 #41

Classic n/t Strelnikov_ Aug 2014 #51

He could use a little eye liner. nt valerief Aug 2014 #48

You have the right to remain a dumbass, giving yourself devil horns will be held against you.... NightWatcher Aug 2014 #53

But a symbol of a man being crucified would be phil89 Aug 2014 #57

666 & horns what's his plea - the devil made him do it?? lunasun Aug 2014 #59

Here's more details on Caius SecularMotion Aug 2014 #60

Advice: go for the insanity defense. LadyHawkAZ Aug 2014 #63

I think I could serve impartially on his jury Hippo_Tron Aug 2014 #65