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AlbertCat

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80. 'multiple choice'

Tue Aug 26, 2014, 10:53 AM

Aug 2014

But they all need to start with a vowel to work with the "an".

Maybe an "h" as in "honorable man".... but we know that ain't right!

An hoser?

So how about

1. Ass
2. Idiot
3. Amateur
4. Ignoramus
5. Imbecile
6. Inferior

"Inferior"... also being an adjective made think you could put adjectives beginning with a vowel in front of each noun and it'd work.

1. Undeniable Dork
2. Obvious Dipshit
3. Infantile Wanker
4. Unquestionable Doofus
5. Unbelievably Clueless (actually an adverb modifying an adjective)
6. Unmitigated Jerk

We must keep up superior grammar standards!!!!

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That is perfectly hilarious, my dear Will! CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2014 #1

I mean! n/t New Orleans Strong Aug 2014 #54

You win DU for today, Will. hifiguy Aug 2014 #2

The only bigger fuckwits are those claiming you support him whatchamacallit Aug 2014 #3

+1 It's making DU look stupid n/t leftstreet Aug 2014 #4

Eeyup. It's as simple as that. hifiguy Aug 2014 #8

+3 woo me with science Aug 2014 #9

I'm not sure I agree Jack Rabbit Aug 2014 #10

I...wait...what? WilliamPitt Aug 2014 #17

Ha, should have said 'we' whatchamacallit Aug 2014 #18

Actually, the "you" is the genesis of the brain cramp. WilliamPitt Aug 2014 #19

You know, you whatchamacallit Aug 2014 #22

Agreed Gothmog Aug 2014 #5

Why not? LordGlenconner Aug 2014 #36

Works for me. 11 Bravo Aug 2014 #6

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A professor of Doltish PeoViejo Aug 2014 #11

Nice... I remember that from somewhere, I can't place it. Xyzse Aug 2014 #12

It's based off one of the show-end logos for Touchstone Pictures a2liberal Aug 2014 #46

That's It!!!! Xyzse Aug 2014 #50

Finally, my obsessive TV-watching pays off for something :-D (n/t) a2liberal Aug 2014 #55

The OP had similar things to say about President Obama n/t albino65 Aug 2014 #13

Will Pitt has more credibility than 90% of DUers. hifiguy Aug 2014 #14

+1,000 Scuba Aug 2014 #25

+2000 raven mad Aug 2014 #41

+3,000 n/t Duval Aug 2014 #53

+4,000 Owl Aug 2014 #61

Oh jesus fucking christ. cui bono Aug 2014 #56

and still more reliable than any shill for either Rand or Ron Paul here CreekDog Aug 2014 #77

Dang! LloydS of New London Aug 2014 #15

When the titled was titled '...an', Cirque du So-What Aug 2014 #21

Yeah, I thought it was a 'multiple choice': trof Aug 2014 #27

First word that came to my mind was asshole Liberalynn Aug 2014 #33

Look, I'm tryin' to keep it classy here. trof Aug 2014 #34

I'm not! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! calimary Aug 2014 #71

'multiple choice' AlbertCat Aug 2014 #80

Why do you support Rand Paul?!!!! Fuddnik Aug 2014 #16

At least 33 DU members are willing to admit they believe that! Scuba Aug 2014 #26

I think some of those are going with the snark. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Aug 2014 #40

I've never had anyone on ignore, but a few of them earned in that post. Fuddnik Aug 2014 #57

I was going to mention the group of 50 I think you are talking about... cui bono Aug 2014 #58

Here's 50 who are being serious and not kidding around... cui bono Aug 2014 #59

Push poll. eom stonecutter357 Aug 2014 #76

It is important not to take that too seriously, there is a bit of a Meta push on Dragonfli Aug 2014 #47

WilliamPitt says Rand Paul is number 1. OnlinePoker Aug 2014 #20

Undeniable vowel burner seveneyes Aug 2014 #23

Perfect! Scuba Aug 2014 #24

An excuse for Democrats to continue domestic spying and drone strikes. OnyxCollie Aug 2014 #28

Kicked and recommended! Enthusiast Aug 2014 #29

Well said! Liberalynn Aug 2014 #30

Recommended. H2O Man Aug 2014 #31

the REAL Rand ... napkinz Aug 2014 #32

Excellent compilation Dragonfli Aug 2014 #49

I would say that should be a stand alone OP but I'm afraid Autumn Aug 2014 #72

Grammar? Liberal_Stalwart71 Aug 2014 #35

I am sorry, but the grammar is correct. Dragonfli Aug 2014 #52

Yup. Grammar liked it too! cui bono Aug 2014 #60

Thank you, Will. liberalmuse Aug 2014 #37

Irredeemable Fuckwit GoneOffShore Aug 2014 #38

May I steal this? LOL! raven mad Aug 2014 #39

I would like to that he is an ANAL MEATUS. FarPoint Aug 2014 #42

trying to bring Hillary down by using the likes of him, make me boston bean Aug 2014 #43

Simply....superb! nt snappyturtle Aug 2014 #44

Why yes, yes he is /nt Dragonfli Aug 2014 #45

Fucking used car salesman. OilemFirchen Aug 2014 #48

Nice! XRubicon Aug 2014 #51

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I borrowed a speech from, George Wallace abakan Aug 2014 #82

...accident waiting to happen... kentuck Aug 2014 #63

opportunist The Wizard Aug 2014 #64

You're such a wordsmith! And correct. valerief Aug 2014 #65

I'd be happier if we took on Ayn Rand & Adolescent Economic Libertarianism... philly_bob Aug 2014 #66

yes he is. spanone Aug 2014 #67

The Pauls are "Christian Dominionists," yes??? blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #68

Naturally. n/t L0oniX Aug 2014 #69

Yep!! CherokeeDem Aug 2014 #70

Also a stopped clock eridani Aug 2014 #73

& Opportunist. grahamhgreen Aug 2014 #74

I'm supposed to think that a POTUS will... MarianJack Aug 2014 #75

Why is Rand Paul's name all over DU? ladjf Aug 2014 #78

Not to be nitpicky but.... LynneSin Aug 2014 #79

Rand & Ron are like a push-me-pull-you... Orsino Aug 2014 #81

Even a btoken clock is right twice a day. lark Aug 2014 #83

Rand Paul is probably only under discussion at all...... DFW Aug 2014 #84