Greg Abbott's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Weekend

[TexasTowelie]

6. Yes, I believe that I saw something about it on Facebook.

I have a friend in south Texas near where I grew up that posts about those stories. I hadn't read any of the articles in detail though. I might do the taco challenge, but other than a couple meowpurritas on my birthday I haven't drank any alcohol or purrtoken of the catnip since March. I must admit that my dreams lately have been so weird that it makes me wish I was abusing some substances. Right now I'm having auditory hallucinations of some really crappy country-western music. If somebody else in the apartment complex is playing it, then I hope that the neighbor doesn't blame it on me.