Confessions of a recovering Libertarian: How I escaped a world of Ron Paul hero worship

[Rassah]

20. Well, it's a good thing then...

Let's see if I'm any of these:

Teabaggers - nope. Hate those morans
Neo-cons - God no! 8 years of Bush may some day be looked at as the time US empire was fataly wounded (though I hope it isn't... fatally wounded)
Dittoheads - Lol! I tried listening to that far drugged up bastard once. I got through 15 minutes before all the screaming about us not being monkeys became unbearable.
Paulites - Meh, he has "worldly experience," but he's not all that smart. Or influential. Or who cares, really
Freepers - Aren't these kind of the same as dittoheads?
Birthers - stupid jingoistic clowns who didn't have enough brains to even focus on real issues.
right-wingers in general - yeah, fuck those guys. They have made my life hell for decades.

advocates of violent political/social change - stupid way to make change. Don't fight, just bypass and ignore.
hard-line communists - Definitely not, after growing up in USSR and having a chunk of my family exterminated, and the rest blacklisted.
terrorist-apologists - Glad to see these are banned here. Didn't used to be, but I'm glad people realized crazy is crazy
America-haters - Hating some politicians isn't the same as hating the country, so yay for me
kooks, crackpots, LaRouchies, and the like - Don't even know what that is...

So, hopefully I'm safe? I guess until the group I belong to, which is somewhat new and which most people aren't even aware of (or don't understand) gets added to the list. I hope I won't be responsible for that XD