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Hubert Flottz

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87. Grab Ass to Ass Bite...

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 11:14 AM

Sep 2014

Robert Flynn won't do it again. His ass will be under attack soon and he will know how that feels. Stupid people need to keep their stupidity to themselves. Bobby Flynn hadn't learned that lesson in life, in his nineteen years, but I'll bet he knows it now. It's the fight in the dog, that you have to watch out for big Bobby. I salute the good marshal for defending herself and any other victims that Bobby badass may have victimized, next time. Kind of reminds me of the Senator Larry Craig (R) Idaho, case.(unauthorized messing, with the personal refrigments of an Officer of the law)

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5'5" female Federal Marshal takes down 6'4" male who grabbed her ass while she was jogging. [View all] Divernan Sep 2014 OP

So...he "became somewhat compliant..." CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2014 #1

Laughing my ass off on that one madokie Sep 2014 #30

And then some malaise Sep 2014 #37

I'm picturing something like this: 7962 Sep 2014 #41

“became somewhat compliant” AKA: Flacid Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2014 #44

Betcha he farted a stream. Eleanors38 Sep 2014 #78

I worked with the USMS and you don't want to mess with those professionals NightWatcher Sep 2014 #2

K&R! n/t RKP5637 Sep 2014 #3

The guy was nuts before. Now he'll be lucky if he has any left. nt Xipe Totec Sep 2014 #4

DUzy???!!! 3catwoman3 Sep 2014 #6

not to brag or anything, but back in my late 20s magical thyme Sep 2014 #5

Good for you. Maybe the little shit thought twice and thrice about trying that again. Arugula Latte Sep 2014 #14

now, someone would film you and you'd be all over the internet pegged as a child beater Skittles Sep 2014 #17

The kid owes you. HubertHeaver Sep 2014 #39

I had that happen in a lululu Sep 2014 #65

Bravo for her! hifiguy Sep 2014 #7

This made my day. lpbk2713 Sep 2014 #8

His photo is at the link in the OP Divernan Sep 2014 #9

Never underestimate a female bigdarryl Sep 2014 #10

She could get arrested for punching him in the face treestar Sep 2014 #11

Was just thinking that too. And a half-million bond is outrageous. nt Dreamer Tatum Sep 2014 #12

Hit a federal LEO and the magistrate ain't gonna fuck around. nt msanthrope Sep 2014 #84

You miss the bit about him charging her? Xithras Sep 2014 #16

She identified herself as a US Marshal sunnystarr Sep 2014 #60

How does a punch in the face work into that? treestar Sep 2014 #72

If you are struggling with a non-compliant suspect Lee-Lee Sep 2014 #82

I'll take your word for it treestar Sep 2014 #85

Not if it went down the way she described it. RVN VET Sep 2014 #18

I suspect the high bail is because she was a Fed. Agt. napi21 Sep 2014 #32

At first, I read that as "high ball." Eleanors38 Sep 2014 #79

Yep. His bail is high because she's a Fed. In fact, when I was a mail carrier, Nay Sep 2014 #83

No. She can't. Divernan Sep 2014 #21

He also is suspected in another incident earlier the same day pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #24

If that's the "punch in the face" OK then eom treestar Sep 2014 #73

LEO brutality? He assaulted an LEO out on a jog. Good grief! MADem Sep 2014 #35

Yes. treestar Sep 2014 #74

I think federal marshals are in their jurisdiction to perform an arrest anywhere. moriah Sep 2014 #52

What!? Rex Sep 2014 #57

I was thinking the same thing exactly. cui bono Sep 2014 #89

This cannot be seen enough, recommended... AuntPatsy Sep 2014 #13

Best thing I've read in 6 months LittleGirl Sep 2014 #15

This may have been his second assault of the day. lpbk2713 Sep 2014 #19

Good additional info. Divernan Sep 2014 #23

"... indecent assault, aggravated assault, escape and false identification to law enforcement.... jtuck004 Sep 2014 #20

There is another weak spot in the human body KamaAina Sep 2014 #22

CBS reporter confirmed: she kicked him in the crotch! Divernan Sep 2014 #25

O nooooooooooo! KamaAina Sep 2014 #26

"Kicked" & Recommended! nt GliderGuider Sep 2014 #64

I see what you did there. riqster Sep 2014 #68

that spot was my favorite punch when I took karate magical thyme Sep 2014 #43

I learned it in hapkido KamaAina Sep 2014 #53

That's not so much a "takedown" strike as a "kill" strike.. sir pball Sep 2014 #55

go for the knees TorchTheWitch Sep 2014 #58

I am loving this! eom sheshe2 Sep 2014 #27

Wow! I didn't know Skittles was a Federal Agent. Wonder if she know Agent Mike who is apparently madinmaryland Sep 2014 #28

Yer bad! L0oniX Sep 2014 #40

Gosh, it's not like he raped her or anything. Guys can't even teasingly flip up a skirt anymore. Brickbat Sep 2014 #29

I think you forgot your smiley for sarcasm. Ilsa Sep 2014 #36

Ha ha. Brigid Sep 2014 #46

Yes! K&R! nt Mnemosyne Sep 2014 #31

Just VA_Jill Sep 2014 #33

The perp is relatively young. No telling what he Ilsa Sep 2014 #34

and that he "jogged" in the early AM and PM same day, makes you wonder if he was doing bettyellen Sep 2014 #86

Clearly, she got different training from the Ferguson police. tclambert Sep 2014 #38

That's what I was thinking. Johnyawl Sep 2014 #48

Well ... 1StrongBlackMan Sep 2014 #54

I'm hoping it was something like this: 7962 Sep 2014 #42

That was a good episode NewJeffCT Sep 2014 #45

Woot!!!! nt. polly7 Sep 2014 #47

Awesome TheVisitor Sep 2014 #49

Wait! We like cops now? Glassunion Sep 2014 #50

My cousin had a similar experience dflprincess Sep 2014 #51

Good for her and hopefully he learns the correct lesson from this mythology Sep 2014 #56

K&R freshwest Sep 2014 #59

"became somewhat compliant" TorchTheWitch Sep 2014 #61

Kicked and recommended. Uncle Joe Sep 2014 #62

The height and weight: CelticWarrior1 Sep 2014 #63

Good eye. toby jo Sep 2014 #75

How it should be done. taotzu Sep 2014 #66

Easy, follow along... freebrew Sep 2014 #70

this is a good point, especially when they are so prone to having treestar Sep 2014 #76

Shows what anyone with proper martial arts training can do. All women should get training. Katashi_itto Sep 2014 #67

It's good to know self defense, however, make no mistake, there's always luck involved Ex Lurker Sep 2014 #69

If someone's life is threatened, and only if so, I recommend trying this guy's techniques KurtNYC Sep 2014 #71

You mean she didn't need to put 6 bullets in him? *sarcasm* eom catrose Sep 2014 #77

There's something I'd like to have been there for JohnnyRingo Sep 2014 #80

Misandry! Orrex Sep 2014 #81

Grab Ass to Ass Bite... Hubert Flottz Sep 2014 #87

Too much enjoyment here Scott6113 Sep 2014 #88

Yes I'd feel the same if 6'4", 210 lb. woman sexually assaulted a 5'5",150 lb. man Divernan Sep 2014 #90