'I squealed like a teenager': Family's joy at Stonehenge brush with Barack Obama

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12. Or, "George W Bush accidentally topples ancient Druid landmark"

Goofing off at Stonehenge, President Bush toppled over several of the iconic large stones on England's Salisbury plane. The secret service had to intervene, but not before the President had several of the large stones on the ground. An anonymous member of the president's security detail said, "It's almost as if, after he got the first one to drop, he couldn't stop himself. He was giggling. Luckily we had zip ties to restrain him before the whole thing was toppled over."

And that's what likely would have happened if G W Bush had visited Stonehenge.