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Paladin

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18. I don't take advice from a right-wing fake hillbilly who wears the U.S. flag as a sweat-mop.

Sat Sep 6, 2014, 04:18 PM

Sep 2014

Fuck off, Willie Robertson, and take your miserable family and Nicholas Cage with you. Get a haircut and a shave, start wearing those polo shirts and khakis from the back of your closet again, and fade into oh-so-justified obscurity.

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‘Duck Dynasty’ Star Urges Christians To Convert Atheist Friends With Nicolas Cage Movie [View all] big_dog Sep 2014 OP

I don't want friends who can be swayed by a Nick Cage movie NightWatcher Sep 2014 #1

I saw the trailer and my reaction was "this can't be real can it?". Initech Sep 2014 #16

Trailer here... hunter Sep 2014 #41

I've seen some truley bizzare movies in my day davidpdx Sep 2014 #44

I have had Christians try to convert me in many ways. MohRokTah Sep 2014 #2

If you don't convert, we'll make you watch Con Air... NightWatcher Sep 2014 #4

Puht tha bunneh baack in tha bawks Scootaloo Sep 2014 #31

He is a snazzy dresser too NightWatcher Sep 2014 #40

WOW! Politicalboi Sep 2014 #3

Oh brother. beam me up scottie Sep 2014 #5

Nicholas Cage plays Nicholas Cage in every movie. JaneyVee Sep 2014 #6

Just like John Wayne did. hifiguy Sep 2014 #10

Nicolas Cage's career convinced me there is no god Tom Ripley Sep 2014 #7

Good one! nt Logical Sep 2014 #28

Everything a thinking person needs to know about 'Left Behind' muriel_volestrangler Sep 2014 #8

jmowreader Urges Atheists to Convert Fundamentalist Friends With Godzilla Movie jmowreader Sep 2014 #9

People have been waiting for Jesus hifiguy Sep 2014 #11

He's certainly LATE Warpy Sep 2014 #24

Fear doesn't work on us the way it does on these fundie nutbags dorkzilla Sep 2014 #12

If all the fundymentalpatients get ruptured, err, hifiguy Sep 2014 #19

...and travel money too. Contrary1 Sep 2014 #34

So that means I will always be able to get a First Class upgrade when I fly???? dorkzilla Sep 2014 #38

I generally like Nicholas Cage, but if Duck Dumbass is recommending it, Thor_MN Sep 2014 #13

The good news for those unable to attend the initial showing! edgineered Sep 2014 #14

Nicolas Cage swayed me away from the movie theater several times. Lint Head Sep 2014 #15

See, here’s the plan: muriel_volestrangler Sep 2014 #17

That should be a silicone wristband...... LongTomH Sep 2014 #33

I don't take advice from a right-wing fake hillbilly who wears the U.S. flag as a sweat-mop. Paladin Sep 2014 #18

sign me up JohLast Sep 2014 #22

If I'm going to see this with friends, it's to laugh at this shit heap. geomon666 Sep 2014 #20

You mean...all the worst of the right wing haters will just....vanish? alphafemale Sep 2014 #21

How many Christians have actually clydefrand Sep 2014 #23

college religion courses can be quite interesting. Manifestor_of_Light Sep 2014 #35

I always tell people who believe in God....... Logical Sep 2014 #25

. . . "the soon return of Jesus"? hatrack Sep 2014 #26

We'll if JWs are right Peregrine Sep 2014 #27

The odds seem mighty slim... delete_bush Sep 2014 #39

Athiests as well as non-fundamentalists do NOT live in fear (of the myth) Dawson Leery Sep 2014 #29

After the Rapture Delmette Sep 2014 #30

ATHEISTS TAKE HEED! Hell may not be real but NIC CAGE IS! Jokerman Sep 2014 #32

Cage must've really be desperate for work. GoCubsGo Sep 2014 #36

I enjoyed the book series for the drek it is. nt DRoseDARs Sep 2014 #37

What if rapture happens the day the movie opens? trumad Sep 2014 #42

Wait, are talking the Nicolas Cage who did yuiyoshida Sep 2014 #43

They can do a double billing with his version of The Wicker Man AnnieBW Sep 2014 #45

Now I wish I had some Xian friends that might take me to dinner and a movie... Kalidurga Sep 2014 #46