Why Texans Dress Like Cowboys

[Dreamer Tatum]

131. I'm going to say it: you're completely full of shit.

I get it: you hate Texas and you hate Texans. Ugly history? In what sense is a hat and boots emblematic of an ugly history?

I see surfwear shops all over the place, and people decked out in Billabong, RVCA, etc. Why didn't you write about those deluded posers? Are they surfers? No...they generally aren't anywhere near a beach. Why not take them down?

I see women prancing around in yoga wear all day, every day, spending top dollar on Lululemon and Lorna Jane. They aren't in yoga class or at the gym, so who are they kidding? When are you going to take them down?

I see hipsters with enormous beards and tight t-shirts all over, as well. When will they face your wrath?

I see people walking around SoCal with fedoras on ALL DAY EVERY DAY, and it's 90 degrees out. A fedora is meant to trap the heat leaving the top of the head so as to keep it warm. When will you destroy those assholes?

I suggest you learn about the things you hate before you humiliate yourself writing about them.